/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"It's a wrap public lust!" is what Chloe said before getting another karate chop to her head. Okonogi furiously glared at her from the couch and she was instantly on her knees.

"Are you kidding me?" He asked, "Did that bitch just ask to have me chop her to death?" He was mad.

"I don't think so...I mean maybe a little bit..."

Okonogi threw his cardboard cutout of Chloe to the floor. "Okonogi!" Chloe screamed. "This is a game, we're only here to play!" He slammed his fist into the side of the couch.

"Okonogi..." Chloe said, "There's no way I'm letting you chop me to death."

Okonogi looked up and said in a calm voice, "Okay, we need to stop playing this game."

Chloe gave her best death stare to him and said, "That was a death stare!"

Okonogi's face was a picture. He sat back down on the couch, "Fine, but I want to karate chop you to death!"

"Okonogi!" She said, "There's no way you're just going to let that happen, and anyway, if we end up getting caught, you're the one who will get in the most trouble!"

He said, "Fine, I'm fine with that."

They all sat on the couch and watched some anime. Okonogi said, "You know what? I can't even remember the last time I've actually been in trouble. Let's go through the day."

They stayed there until 2:30am. They were asleep on the couch and Okonogi kept dreaming of chopping her to death.

He woke up at 7:00am and went to fix his beautiful ponytail. In front of the bathroom mirror he realized that Chloe was sleeping naked in a bathtub filled with cat food.

"Shit, Chloe! Why do you eat cat food in a bathtub?" Okonogi asked.

Chloe was still in a very deep sleep.

He slowly took off his shirt. "Chloe! Are you even awake?"

Chloe slowly moaned.

"Oh dear, I better get this bathtub out of here before someone starts smelling her." He grabbed a towel from the corner.

Okonogi put the towel in the corner and walked out of the bathroom. Chloe was still sleeping. He walked downstairs and looked in the fridge. Okonogi opened it up and looked in.

Okonogi said, "Chloe! Someone left a box of kimchi in the fridge!"

Chloe was still sleeping in a very relaxed pose. He walked over to her, looked over at her, and then leaned over to smell her.

"Chloe! I smell kimchi! What the hell?"

Okonogi took the box of kimchi out of the fridge and started laughing. "What is she doing? Oh my god! She's sleeping like a baby! She must be hungover from the night before!"

Okonogi opened the kimchi up and started laughing, he was losing control. He saw lots of cat hair on the kimchi.

Okonogi lost control and started laughing. He opened up the box and started throwing kimchi and cat hair all over the dining table. Chloe started to wake up.

"Chloe! It's like a goddamn Korean horror movie!"

Chloe woke up, and started screaming, "Oh my god! Okonogi! Stop doing that! I don't want kimchi in my house!"

"Chloe! it's my fucking house!" Okonogi yelled. He quickly readied himself and threw the kimchi at her as he delivered a fatal karate chop to her noggin.

Chloe dropped to the floor with a thud.

Okonogi said, "Chloe's fine! She's fine! She's just sleeping like a baby!"

But she wasn't fine. She was dead. Chloe's face did not look peaceful, and she was covered in kimchi, Okonogi knew it was too late for her.

"I guess I really am a heartless man," Okonogi said. He put the kimchi back in the fridge, and then he got his toolbox and he started cutting down Chloe. Chloe's dead body made a lot of noise. Okonogi said, "Sorry, Chloe. No more kimchi for you! Fuck this canadian bitch anyway, she left me with a mess!"

Okonogi began to laugh hysterically, and walked out of the kitchen.