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Cuddlecores do not exist.
It is yet another ploy by the dastardly, cunning, conniving manticores (or mantibores, as I like to call them).
They seek a new ruse to use against humanity, as their old 'we eat people' shtick has become widely known as fake (and rightly so!)
If people genuinely believe these BEASTS to be cuddly, then they will lower their guards around them.
If this happens, the manticore will be free to do whatever wicked things she wants to them.
Moreover, she will have the defence of 'he tried to hug me first!', so no complaints can be made against her.
We must DESTROY this MISINFORMATION before yet another young man falls into the clutches of these monsters.

You have attracted the attention of the batcat.

Did you know manticores are super intelligent? Probably not, cause your a dumb human, but they have an iq of over 150! They are so smart that they can tell you exactly what they ate for breakfast a week ago!

>>45091182
closest i got

>>44719593
>Humanity is number one bitches
They sure are anon. They sure are.

I've crunched the numbers. I've ran the maths. I've done it all and come to the undeniable conclusion that they are cats AND bats

>>44199651
post beans that you'd squish

>>42306199
i found an eros manticore wish me luck

>>40088690
>find the meanest, baddest flying cat
>promise you will marry her if she carries you off the borders of the cat kingdom
>you escaped safely and unmarried
>marry the batcat now that you are safe
>return home with her (heart of the cat kingdom)

>>40065286
under the tough layer of an agressive gal there's a soft heart of gold

>>39716932

>>39238128
Cum in every single one of them and ensure their loyalty. You now command an even stronger kingdom, despite having lost the war with the country you incorporated.

>>33317527
Thanks Anon. I told her that and she asked if I'm experienced. Told her it's my first time with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and that my friend told me to say that and she laughed, hugged me and asked if I'm single.
It was kinda embarassing to tell her I never had a gf, but she said I'm cute and I will never have to pay for any session with her in my life. Then she went to get the parachute and "a little bit extra~".
Overall this is great, I feel much more relaxed around her now. I can feel therapy is working even now, it will propably work wonders when it starts for real.

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>>30567032
Manticore doesn't want to be fed.
Manticore wants to hunt.
Better start running.