/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The Miko: Marisa, ya know, it's Letty, so her toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Marisa Kirisame: Miko, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong, ze?
Letty: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Miko, I'm marking it 8.
Marisa Kirisame: [pulls out mini-hakkero] Letty, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Miko: Marisa...
Marisa Kirisame: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain, ze.
Letty: I'm not...
Marisa Kirisame: A world of pain.
Letty: Miko, she's your partner...
Marisa Kirisame: [shouting] Has the whole of Gensokyo gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules, ze? Mark it zero!
The Miko: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Marisa Kirisame: Mark it zero!
[points mini-hakkero in Letty's face]
The Miko: Marisa...
Marisa Kirisame: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero, ze!
Letty: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Marisa Kirisame: ...It's a league game, Letty.

Why the fuck would I want to be Japanese.

I'd like to have a bunch of money to live in Japan as an American, buying everything and enjoying its culture while living in a large house without working.

But not get their slavery education system, work with their shit pay and hours, or live in their backwards family values.

Gensokyo has been nuked. What do you do?