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(Part 15)
Nobody could ignore the screen. Aya and Hatate were scribbling down pages of notes, Momiji’s tail stood stiff, and Seija never stopped laughing. Komachi and Eiki had handfuls of gift-wrapped boxes and stood close to the door Goro wondered exactly how much of this rant was Anon and how much of it was hypnosis. Truly, technology from the Outside was terrifying.

When Yukari slapped Anon in the face, Komachi cracked open the door and scoped out the hallways. After the gap hag was finished throwing everything in Anon’s bag at him, she ran out the door and pushed through a crowd of gawking girls. After a little while, the students’ phones pinged.

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1. Confess your love and chocolate to Anon
1(a). Your confession must be genuine
2. Anon eats your chocolate
2(a). Anon must eat your chocolate himself
3. Physical contact must be maintained for 10 uninterrupted minutes.
4. Prove your love with a kiss~
5. No interrupting other people’s confessions unless they’ve been rejected
6. UWAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Eiki set down her phone and picked up a box taller than Komachi. “From this moment until the end of Yukari’s punishment, all of you are granted temporary membership into the Disciplinary Committee as deputies. Komachi! Where is the guilty party?!”

“Girl’s Bathroom 3E! Straight and to the left.”

“Good work. The rest of you, clear a path.” With the yama’s command, the tengu immediately began pushing through the crowd and abusing their authority to roughly handle the students. Before entering, the yama stopped. “Kijin. Ensure that the room is empty.”

“Sure thing, boss lady.” With a go-ahead to bust heads, Seija eagerly went in first before returning with a disappointed expression. “She’s in there, all right. It’s just that fattie ghost trying to make her feel better.”

“That’s acceptable. Now, move in! Let nobody through until her punishment has been fully administered. Goro, stay outside.” Eiki pointed to the sign on front of the door. “No men allowed.”

As a unit, the disciplinaries entered the ladies’ room. Yukari’s incessant sobbing echoed from a stall as Yuyuko’s soft consolations went unheard.

“Don’t worry, Merry. I’m sure your skin is flawless as always. He was probably just frustrated.”

“WHY IS ANON SO MEEEEEAN TO MEEEEEE?!”

This exchange continued until Eiki had enough of it. “Saigyouji, step away. I have business with Yakumo.”
“Shikieiki-sama, if you could just—“

“No excuses. If you continue to block my path, you will be tried as well. Do you understand?” Lowering her head in surrender, the ghost floated away from the stall door before Eiki swung it open. The great Yakumo Yukari, rolled up on the bathroom floor and bawling her eyes out. Yukari stared up at the yama with anger and annoyance piercing through her puffy eyelids. In response, Eiki coldly held out one of her boxes for Yukari to take.

“It was chocolate inside. It’ll make everything better.” The yama’s tone was flat and cold. Warily, Yukari unwrapped the box, revealing a Rod of Remorse made of dark chocolate. Having abandoned her dignity, Yukari took a large bite. She immediately recoiled, revealing a golden sheen hidden underneath the thin brown layer.

Shikieiki tutted. “How unexpected. This treat is full of nothing but your sins. Yakumo Yukari, It seems your judgment cannot come soon enough. Komachi? Please guide her to the Sanzu River.” Showing only a hint of hesitation, Komachi entered the stall and pulled up her right sleeve. The shinigami descended upon Yukari, wrestling her out of the corner. Her young body could not stand up to the ferrywoman’s strength. In the end, Yukari was unable to stop her head from being held over the toilet and the shallow stream of water flowing through it.

“Please, wait! I repent! I’m shorry! Have mercy on this heartbroken maiden!” Yukari begged and pleaded through her tears for clemency.

The yama was unfazed. “What are you waiting for? Take her across the Sanzu.” Eiki began flushing the toilet. Yukari began flailing her arms. Aya began taking pictures. With the approval of all her peers guiding her hand, Komachi shoved the gap’s head down. Yuyuko tried to leave, but the yama wasn’t satisfied with that.

“Momiji, do not let her leave! She has condoned Yakumo’s behavior, so she must bear witness to her punishment. Komachi, lift her head. She cannot pass to Higan yet, so she’ll receive punishment here.” Eiki opened another box of chocolate and shoved it into Yukari’s mouth as she gasped for air. The yama brought her face close to Yukari’s. “We’re not done until you eat every single piece.”

Hatate had but one question. It concerned the largest box. “Uh, I don’t think this one will fit in her mouth. What’s it for”

Unamused, Shikieiki cleared up the tengu’s confusion. “That one doesn’t go in her mouth.”