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>Your MG mother will never pressure your father into sending you to Monster camp for the Summer. Saying it'll help make you into a man.
>You'll never have to spend the entire summer avoiding getting molested by the Ara ara~ camp counselors.
>You'll never accidentally spill your cafeteria tray onto a delinquent Dragon Girl on your first day. Who then tells you that you're going to be her bitch by the end of the holidays.
>You'll never hear rumours about a crazy MG rapist who lives around the area. Where her son drowned in the lake because the counselors weren't making out with him like they were supposed to.
>You'll never lie awake at night, after hearing that she rapes MGs and Humans alike, that she wanders the woods wearing a hockey mask and wielding a giant dragon dildo.
>You're only friend in the whole ordeal will be a Orc named 'Grunk'. Who's a complete bro and was also sent to Monster camp to 'become a man' like you. Together you work together to avoid the various sexual dangers of the camp.