/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The name is Haniyasushin Keiki, i am a woman with a plan, the people will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch that something is gonna happen, take this "Moriya" ritual going on right here, something very bad is gonna happen here. You haven't met the kind of people that come to these Moriya rituals, these dudes have got energy to spare! We're talking guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy man. But this "Moriya" they love, she... she is an illusion! But in the new age, there's no fooling them no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! OH! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T HOLD BACK! OH! OH! GOD! OH! IM COMING! OH! OH! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW! WHOO!
See? I told you. This is real.
Now, Ms. Hakurei Reimu, im challenging you! I've created a new faith! I want you to find me! Im waiting for you, so what do you say? If you don't find me, i won't have meaning, so i'll, be waiting, for you.