/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9721113

Your bullies were seven foot tall party animals with horns wearing tigerskins and riding on clouds?

Wow.

I want Yuugi to fuck me

>>8900736
Back tattoos on ladies are nice too.

>>8702702

No. It was not obvious.
Nothing is obvious in the underworld.

>>7540665

Does Meiling actually need to fly, or does she just jump and kick really good?

>>7443361
I was going to say that that's no excuse, since the Aya thread is going slow. But you just updated it, so I guess I'll let you off this time.

Sorry, but Yuugi is my favorite Oni.

>>7239960
>implying that you can stop the rape train that is Yuugi's fists and that gapping away could hide you from them
Alright, so maybe one Touhou could run away like a little girl from Yuugi's fists. But she would have to come out eventually...

But what of the other Touhous?

we would have a blast

>>7128491

Then for now and for a while to come, you had better not think of it as your home.

>>4938502

Also, not squishy. Firm as old chewing gum.

>>3218896

>straight from her tap

Surely there are quicker, easier, and far more socially acceptable ways to achieve the same result?

>>2504476

There's nothing really manly about her personality, at least to me. Some works over-exaggerate her tenacity and dominance, but that still doesn't constitute manliness. She just knows what she wants and brooks no nonsense from anyone else - a fairly standard trait for American women, as far as they go.

>>2209716

Horntits

I'd love to go on, but having been awake for 20 hours, I need to sleep.
Expecting either nightmares, or some new variation of the recurring dream with Yuugi raping and consuming Shirou after he fails horribly to please her.
It must suck really bad to be the Bone Of Your Sword.
Goodnight /jp/.

"The third, and this pained his parents the most, had been forced into exile after impregnating two neighbours' daughters while their husbands were raiding Blueland.
His mother had dreamt of black horses with bloody shoulders, and so she held no high hopes for his safe return."

Also, stone age fertility goddess.

>Femanons, lets have our own thread about males

Meh. Manveal as manveal, ain't there much to say.
Good for stilling urges and go down real nice with port and onions.

>>1440323

My brother, why so certain? For as you are here in this place, perhaps ye are all either all skin and bones, or perhaps ye are all calories, yea, floppy as a boned fish?
Mmm, yumm-ay sashimi.
But yea, I am content with ye, for there is so much easier manveal which wander outside their dens. And I am most pleasured to see, ye do noth quake at the darkness! Yea, I would toast to ye, had I boozed hard enough in this morning to be formal.

>>1386079

It ain't easy being Yuugi, you know.
For example, you have to give up any hope of ever sleeping face down for the rest of your life (and that's going to be a while...) Not paying attention in sharp turns may cause you to impale bystanders, and you can't expect to fit through a lot of modern doors, which might make foraging for booze awkward in the modern world.

>>1230244

It's intentional. Pic related.