/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45576310
What's the % for a drunk unicorn?

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>>22652592

Welcome to the Monster Bar, where single human men drink free and corruption is always on the menu. All of the beer, wine and spirits are made locally from only the finest demon realm ingredients, and approved by the extremist faction as guaranteed incubization upon intoxication.

Take a look at the drink list, and ask about the house specialty 'bacchus blend' cocktails. Also note that personal hostess service for singles is opt-out, not opt-in. You can either request a specific hostess, or roll to see what friendly stranger offers to buy you a drink.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Feel free to inquire about any cocktails that you feel are missing.

>standard drinks

Satyros vintage, red or white
Kikimora standard vodka, plain or lusty
"Sweetheart's" eros-blessed peach schnapps
Demonic ambrosia on the rocks
"Royal flush" trumpart gin
Yuki-onna soma sake
Ocelomeh silver tequila
Wurmco ethanol shot (limit one per customer)
"BIG CHUFF" ale or lager, on tap or canned
"Celtic fox" authentic Irish malt whisky
Shoggoth brand premium absinthe
Succubus kahlua
"Shortstack of the sea" spiced rum


>specialty cocktails

>Cold Shoulder
sake poured over a tsurara icicle, garnished with demon realm mint
>Naughty Cheshire
gin mixed with mad hatter's tea and served hot, with added wonderland potions on request
>Hot Date
Cinnamon, tabasco and whiskey lit with the hellhound bartender's eye-fire and served without mercy
>Hel in a Handbasket
vodka and banshee tears, served as a number of shots in a small basket, with one shot randomly containing a dose of hel's nostrum
>Farmer's daughter
Alraune nectar, succubus kahlua and espresso mixed into a tall glass of holstaur milk, served warm or chilled
>Northern Comfort
Red whine, whiskey, and maple syrup served as a caribou, warmed in a white horn barmaid's cleavage

>>21520887
Or you could just be faithful to your Unicorn waifu. But I guess that doesn't really cross your mind much corruption anon.

>>20862648
MG Wrestling Federation would be out of control.

Especially when it's legit with a Unicorn team on the sidelines.

>>19323794
>The last unicorn
>Implying I'm going to let my daughters out of my sight with the threat of Bi-Corning existing

No.

I'd go full Wood Elf in such a situation and form a Unicron Kingdom.

Oi, you look at the time m8? It's time for you to get in the bloody car, we're going to the bar, because it's mother fucking fridayyyyyyy!

We'll go and get smashed, watch anon get bent in half, and hose down the hoes at the barrrr

We'll sing a merry tune, laugh at 'non gettin shot down by a Unicorn, and have ourselves a balllll

We'll covort and cavat, chortle at the Mantis who can't hold her beer, and toss anon in the street fur funnnn you hear!

We'll bang the chairs and give fine women stares, cackle at the slaps on arses and faces, we'll brawl aboot who can land the prettiest lass and drink the taps down to their last!

And as we leave, we'll surely be, picked off one by one out on the streets, of M,G,CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCccccccccccccccccccc

But when we meets on next week, we'll have ourselves some female compannnyyyy, and then we'll get boozed responsibllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AYYYEEE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjItqTkLaU4

>MGE version of The Last Unicorn played on animated Leanan Sidhe picturebooks called Movays
>Instead of ending as it traditionally does it ends with only one Unicorn and a prelude to the future Unicorn generations via happy Eros endorsed marriage

Do you know why I'd never marry a Unicorn? Because the thought and idea should have ended with the above but it didn't.

>The rights to it are eventually purchased by a Tanuki
>She sells the remastered version with additional scenes making bank
>Makes a comedy sequel involving an overbearing father to the first Unicorn daughter and the insanely high standards he'd place upon anyone trying to woo her
>Making her even more bank as she rubs her hands together in glee
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

I don't deserve a Unicorn or a Sea Bishop.

Why do you not want the Amazonian Unicorn anon?

Are you terrified that the world couldn't handle a Bullycorn?

>>17843372
...Which are Centaurs.

It's more like a competition at the top between Unicorn and White Horn for Elder God Tier as opposed to just God Tier.

>>17838249
>RAnon: Yo LAnon, get a vid of me finally wooing the Unicorn at the bar, I want to remember the day marriage was on the horizon
>LAnon: Yeah, sure RAnon, what could go wrong?

>>17806734
>>17806737
>>17806759
But purity anon!

Hooftown Pizza would have the best pizza.

The owner and proprietor Unicorn would patent her special brand of smooth stomach crust so that anyone can eat the pizza just fine and would have all the contacts she'd ever need for good fresh ingredients.

To top it all off, centaur delivery girls for optimal speed and breast appeal.

>>17747995
>Apophis summarily slain for turning only known Desert Unicorn into a Desert Bi-Corn.

I need a good drink and a monster to enjoy it with

>>17155309
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