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'Twas the night before Rapemas

Play this in the background while you read, it makes this a thousand times better.
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>'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
>Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
>The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
>In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

>The anon was nestled all snug in his bed,
>While visions of kitsune danced in his head;
>The full moon in the sky, the house locked up tight,
>Stories of rapings gave anon a fright,

>When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
>Anon sprang from his bed with knees all a chatter.
>Away to the window he flew like a dart,
>Double checking the shutters with fear in his heart.

>Toward the window came a skittering click
>Eyes bugging out; SOMETHINGS AFTER HIS DICK!
>When from outside he heard a taunting voice call,
>“I can smell you in there, don’t make me break through this wall.”

>With fear in his chest anon backed to the door,
>With a quavering voice he called out to this whore:
>“I don’t want any trouble, just please go away.”
>“But if I did that, how would I make you my prey?”

>Out from the wall came a deafening crash,
>In through the window a large beast had smashed.
>Under the moonlight anon beheld with much fright,
>A grinning Ushi-oni, no seal in sight.