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>>13750902

The last thing I remember is me murdering everyone and then my parents said I was a huge failure and they would kick me out of the house if I didn't brought back any money. When I woke up I saw that they rented my room to a huge golden faggot cosplayed as a space marine named Steve. Now I need to bring back that mouse as my wife so they don't disown me.

Look at that awesome picture of me though, there is no way that mouse wouldn't want to be restrained, amputated and fed through a tube for the rest of her life for the sake of bearing my youngs.