/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44628622
>Oni Bartender stomps over to Waiter Anon, hoists him over her shoulder and starts marching into the bedroom
>If a damn lazy cat like her can get a man, so can she!

This is ogre.

>>41817607
Either that or big enough to easily carry (You).
The middle ground is lame and boring.

>>41221271

>>39621730
In an instant.
Humanity sucks and could only be improved by being subject to monsters.

What would happen if you asked an ogre to protect you against bullies?

Vulture's translation of Mirado Potatoes was neat, I'd totally give a warehouse full of them as a dowry to my Irish Oni waifu.

>>35210228
Ah yes, the best team.

>>29942926
That man is living the dream.

>>29825837

>>29445924
Sounds a mentally disable ogre or are ogres naturally like that.

>>22030896
Perhaps you should check out the Latenight bar! Full of cuties and unwaifu'd MGs.

>>22030903
I'm sure they'll forgive you. Once they hit puberty, they may even lock the door behind you.

>>20828693
He did ask for her strongest.

>>20435861
>Wish granted!

>>20143312
You gonna get taken home, Oni slut.

>>18877013
Keep going like that, your drop in Sunday is gonna carry over into Monday... or Tuesday.

>>17905313
I want to be spoiled by a CC Oni too

>be married to a strongfat oni
>you once watched her compete in a strongwoman competition for monster girls
>during one event, she ripped a bus in half, long-ways, with her bare hands in 3:54, beating the world record of 4:03
>she placed close third in a relay race where the competitors had to bull rush brick walls
>she also did very well in the shotput event, tossing the half-ton boulder several hundred feet
>as you watched this, you couldn't help but think about how gentle and tender she normally is with you
>thanks, DL

>>17740550
To be honest, I usually prefer to dom my monster girls, but for onis I would be happy to lay back and get snu-snu'd however they want.

>>17292613
I want my Oni to carry me under her arm, with a jug of sake in the other, walking in the direction of a Zipangu love motel.

>>17151794
>I wanna fondle that oni's kegs!

That's gonna get you carried up to an empty room.

>>17023236
Good luck, anon. She's been in this business a long time, and nobody's been able to handle more than a glass of her homebrewed stuff.
>>17023244
This anon gets it. Cheery drinking buddy Oni are the best.

>>16529096
Nothing like some rough Oni lovin'

>>16499006
Just challenge her to see who can drink the most of the Oni version of a gargle-blaster. I'm sure if you get through at least one glass without blacking out she'd be willing to take you as her 'trophy'.