/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11643935

I actually want to rip out your heart

I can't believe I could want to kill someone on the internet this much. I just want to take it easy. Why would you do this to me, Anon? Why would you do that to those poor innocent books?

>>10978238
Shouldn't evereything around her be pixelated. Y'know ... because of da law?

Yuuka.

Уou dont even need to ask for this.

>>7963405
Son, your lifting abilities mean shit, no matter who manages to find you first.

>mfw jobs is dead

What does /jp/ think about Yuuka "bloodbath" Kazami ?

I can't understand /jp/ obsession with touhou and wanted to
So, i never played a touhou game, which one should i download?
(Must be in Japanese, english isn't my thing)

>>7492321
>point and click

10/10, would rage again.

father who did this to you

YOUR DANMAKU IS HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE BULLETS

RIP AND TEAR

You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down. Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushes, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

I got the feeling she's one of the more dangerous youkai..

>mfw when it's actually logical because it was mostly used by the samurai

>>6496783

I never had you pegged as a masochist there Manfred.

>Yuuka is Sloth

Don't mind me, just being the best Touhou ever

Yuka Kazami Appreciation Thread

BECAUSE SADIST IS SEXY!

First I read >>5917634.

Then I was intrigued. I usually use youtube to review any game before giving any attempt to play it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdCUGalx7TY

5 seconds. and I RAAAGEEEEE
Feeling to play the game has gone as well.

Let's make it clear: can whoever load ANY gameplay video SHUT THE FUCK UP? Nobody wants to hear your annoying dubs replacing the whole game thoroughly.

No, your voice is shit, your advice nor feeling toward a scene is redundant, and your tone is distracting the viewer from the game itself.

Close in 5 secs right after the dubs starts. Oh, and I thumb it down as well. Shit is as annoying as bieber's whining.

What's your favorite Touhou character, /jp/?

>>5889830

>Also I got another question, which touhou character seems creepy or just plain evil

>>5849907

YES.

>pilloried Red

>>5246549
My waifuvision makes me see Yuka as humorous and sexy when she tears people asunder.