/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40636736
>Rena, who had a crush on you before, shows up to your house alone at night by herself
>she knows you're alone
>she wants to treat you to a nice hot meal she's prepared
>sure, she's done some fucky shit recently
>but consider the fact for a moment that maybe she just wants to jump your bone tonight while your parents are away
>maybe that's why she really wants to get inside your house
>but NOOOO Keiichi, you instead sit inside sucking on your bat talking to a tubby old man on the phone
Maybe he really does love noodles.
In otherwords penises.