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I want a yandere shirohebi wife that thinks the best way to keep me away from the whores out there is to swallow me whole and keep me in her stomach while we're out.

>>32223054
>Shirohebi works as kindergarten teacher
>I work a boring office job
>before we met I whored myself to pay for college and was in adult movies doing all sorts of filthy degrading shit for dominant mgs on camera, but she doesn't have to know that

>>21513840
once again my speed never fails me
I'd prefer to learn nip from a shirohebi actually

>>20708017
Snek shrine maidens.

>>19865453
Friendly reminder that incest is wrong no matter how much KC says otherwise.

How about we talk about shirohebi?
Ye haven't had much talk about yan snake for quite some time.

I had this idea of a shirohebi getting attached to a man and trying to track him down despite her lack of knowing English and people skills

>>17474269
Even if you can't see the ass itself, looking closely at how he handles the transition between human and snake halves it's still pretty clear that they have human asses.
Wurm is the only one that doesn't, because a greater degree of polymorphing and scale removal is kind of her gimmick.

http://pastebin.com/8znaVw2W
Well then, here ya go

>>15428609
I like the feeling that a snek likes me enough to tongue my butt

>>14198826
this eastern
I joke, there's not a lamia in MGE I don't like.
even stone snake has some charm

>>13706481
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>>13706554
Screw that. I'll undo the shrink spell entirely and start a new temple entirely, centered around the Echidna.

We'll attract lots of visitors and donations by offering to teach parents how to better raise their children. I bet the Ryu at the end of the street will get really jealous!

Mistress name: Lady Sylvia
Mistress type: Shirohebi
Suspected Personality: Clingy, Motherly
Butler Title: Varies
Contract length: Permanent employment, extended interview required.
Notes: Butlers that are interested are to be noted that due contract-length this contract will double as marriage registration. You have been warned.

Lady Sylvia has approached MGC Maid Central with the wish to hire a butler. As per rule an interview was conducted and processed into this profile with additional information.

The area south of MGC is sparsely populated and quickly become less populated the further south one goes. With a few small forests and lots of farmland, one can find many ranches, farms and small communities in this area. Due to the low population and tightknit communities one will also find little crime here. However rumors of traveling Tanuki’s selling falsely advertised products are well known. As such, both human males and females are highly recommended not to buy any products from unknown travelers to avoid ill-effects.

Lady Sylvia owns a small shrine far south, barely within MGC city its borders. This shrine is a few hours away from a nearby community where Lady Sylvia occasionally travels to provide healing services and stock up on various supplies. It is rare however for any visitors to visit her shrine. This is due to the travel time and the fact that the shrine is situated on a small hill, accessible only by stairs. The shrine itself is a modest complex which consists of two buildings, a well, several vegetable gardens and a large chicken coop. Due to the shrine its location and age, a butler will be needed to perform maintenance duty throughout the year. Noticeable however is the array of solar panels recently installed to provide power for the shrine.

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Which MG would you teach to ski/snowboard?

Yes, pic related. I will help her enjoy the sno the best she can.