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Here's a fun fact: America creates all the wars that have happened ever since it existed.

US should get fuck out of Japan, everyone hate them there.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8349083.stm

is this true /jp/?

>America was the aggressor of WW2. Pearl Harbor never happened. Japan never wanted to side with the axis. Japan never invaded China. Americans are war criminals for nuking civilians. Japan fought bravely and honorably.

Every country does that to their own history, though. 25% of all people everywhere are retarded, with a uniform distribution across races and nationalities.

>>1900894

I can believe every other country on the chart but Japan

>>1802832
>>1802842
THIS IS WHAT JAPAN ACTUALLY BELIEVES

This is what Japniggers are taught.

Go back to bed, Anonymous.

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>>1122037
THIS JUST IN: DESKS AND CHAIRS NONEXISTENT IN MOON COUNTRY
oh 2ch you so crazy

>>1114154
Probably they were scared shitless of the war-mongering white man that waged a war of aggression against Japan.

stop bullying the resource-poor japanese amerikkans

>>662882
>>662927
>>662940
GET YOUR DAMN RATZIS OUT OF MY TOUHOES

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit

Japanese misread foreign people.

>>321333
HA HA OH WOW

How is World War II taught in the Japanese school curriculum?