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Satori would be a bad wife due to her unhinged nature, her abilities to read minds which means she will always read yours no matter how much you protest, her abandonment issues means she will never fully trust you and would want a constant update on your whereabouts, her controlling and possessive nature is due to her little sister running away, which means she will do her hardest to not have a repeat on that happening with you, her inability to reign in her pets will allow Orin and Okuu to do whatever they want with you no matter how much you say no. Her sister, Koishi, will be on you 24/7 and never knowing if she’s with you in the room.

And those are a few of the reasons why you shouldn’t marry Satori. Can /jp/ think of a few more reasons?