/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18120548
>Animalistic qualities
Anon, you don't know how absolutely dangerous that sort of territory is. Were you to implement that logic, Centaurs and Mermaids would have all the men. Why? Vaginal muscle control. Sure, you look at a centaur and write it off as horse pussy, but lo, that is where the true danger is. Yes, it's true that a horse's vagina can be quite cavernous (About as tight as the loosest negress floozie on the street corner) normally, but when properly stimulated it can become a fleshy vice tighter than the average Japanese school-girl. They also do something called "winking" where the vulva contracts vertically to let her clit move upwards and outwards. Mares have also been documented blocking the path's of human men and lifting their tails upwards and outwards. It's part of why nobody bothered to invade Japan; They were too busy fucking their horses.

Now, combine that powerful lust with a vagina that's blisteringly hot and able to stimulate you quite powerfully, and you have the apex land MG waifu. But, she has a fierce competitor: The Dolphin Pussy (Mermaid).

Normally you'd think that dolphins, of all animals, wouldn't be into humans. But, being the massive faggots they are in the real world (They literally jerk each other off with their prehensile dicks), they've been known to screw humans as well. How does this work? Simple, the dolphin beaches herself in the shallows, as it were. A word of caution, though, Dolphin pussies are EXTREMELY powerful. One wrong kegel flex and she could make your dick into a fine man-meat paté. This risk, is of course, balanced out by the fact that female Dolphins can and will time their orgasm to yours, so you have two bodies clinging to each other in mutual, erotic bliss.

Dare I say it? Mermaid and Centaur family vaginas are the event horizon of sexual organs. The Almighty All-Vaginas, if you will. Best part is they're all natural, no Succubus shenanigans involved.

>>16752600
Yes, well, you can't exactly steal the triforce of power from Ganondorf now can you?

>>16752593
Right, so grind up to level 100 then fight a weak griffon and steal her toys.

Then just keep progressing from there. Maybe steal a Cupid's bow, an Angel's Halo, and anything you can find in Poseidon's stash.

Just gotta make sure I hit up the Enchanted Forest and the Steppes at proper levels so I don't get smashed.

My lord, should I pursue Lu Bu?

>>14165530
Niet.

>>13973661
Yes they are.

>No Centaur Knight
>Is allergic to injustice and dispenses justice to combat this

>"What's that, citizen? Your purity has been compromised?"
>"Y-yes, Sir Knight. The lamia who runs the fruit stand on the corner! She...she..."
>"Say no more, citizen! No injustice is done with impunity! I shall detain her so that you may do to her in turn!"
>"...Wait, what?"
>"As she violated you, you shall violate her!"
>"That's not really what I want-"
>"You have no concept of justice!"