/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had the weirdest dream tonight. I was some random guy having a drink with Meixue at a restaurant. I mentioned someone's name and she started laughing at how stupid it sounded and made a really lame pun about it (I don't remember what the name was). Then she fell down saying that someone had poisoned her drink.

Then I was Meixue herself and I was sitting on a hospital bed. The doctor was near the bed talking to some visitor but I couldn't tell who it was. My body felt really weak and I struggled to keep my eyes open, my consciousness was impaired somehow. The doctor kept explaining that the poison had paralyzed me and they needed to get it out of my system.

Then I was Alan and I was visiting Meixue at the hospital in the middle of the night. She was better and could move her body but was still a bit tired. I tried to kiss her, but she refused. I kept insisting and she fell over backwards over the other side of the bed and I got to see her naked ass (she was wearing one of those humiliating hospital gowns that expose your butt). It was a really plump ass that contrasted nicely with her slim waist. I spanked her ass like 10 times and she started laughing because "I missed the first two slaps and it made a dull sound when I hit the bed". I grabbed her and made her sit back up, and she kept laughing and told me that it was OK to kiss her and fuck her now. I was about to remove the covers to see her naked body and hairy pussy, when suddenly a scary mafioso showed up at the door.

He looked like Davis Degawa on drugs but he wasn't wearing glasses and his eyes made it clear he was either on drugs or absolutely deranged. He was also wearing a worn out yellow outfit that made him look like a mix between a detective and a gangster. The fedora was yellowish brown.

He pulled out a knife and told me to reveal our names. I said she was Meixue and I was Alan. He told me to step out of the room with him. Suddenly, the outside of the room was no longer a hospital corridor and it looked more like a small hotel. I went down the stairs with him and at some point he grabbed me from behind and pointed the knife at my neck. He made me walk to a phone in the corner of the dining room where a bunch of people were having dinner, but they ignored us. Then, he took a couple of paper sheets out of a drawer under the phone and told me to write what he told me. I was supposed to write a letter for Richard saying that Meixue gunned us all down with a machinegun. I started writing but he was really obnoxious and wanted me to write the message in a very particular way. I kept fucking up because he was giving me vague instructions instead of saying the exact words he wanted me to write. Every time he pushed the knife closer to my throat. I kept fucking up the words and making him mad. He kept telling me that I had to adress the letter to the "executive", so I assumed it was Richard, but he scramed at me saying that the executive was the name of the country (what the fuck) and made me erase it and do it again.

At some point I got scared for my life because he was getting angry at my fuck ups, so I casually grabbed his arm to prevent him from pushing the knife any closer to my throat. He struggled and we fell down on top of the table where those people were eating (they were like 5 meters away, but somehow we got there in an instant). I felt something on my throat and worried that the knife might have cut me, but I wasn't really sure if I was wounded at all. I took the knife from him and stabbed his throat like 5 times, then I fell down and fell asleep wondering if I was unharmed or bleeding profusely. I didn't care which one it was.

>>23053169
You're right.
Without NVL we would have never gotten y0u t0.

OH DESIRE

>>20220626
>friends tried to rape her
How do you know she wasn't a paranoid wreck by that point? The fact that the kid didn't press charges after literally losing an eye is suspicious, but maybe Ooishi made that up.

I think Keiichi and Rena make the best couple because they are both fucked up people. Rena is a self-harming, two-faced bitch that belongs in a mental institution and plays around in literal trash piles wearing a dress. And K1 has a sadistic side that led him to hunt young lolis with a BB gun as a middle schooler. He didn't even have the excuse of the Hinamizawa syndrome.

Mion is pretty tame in comparison, which is crazy because her family literally murders and tortures people for a living. And she is supposedly learning all about that so she can become the next head. Honestly, her cognitive dissonance regarding this shit is pretty disturbing. She is the friendliest person you'll ever meet, but she doesn't hesitate to force her sister to rip out her fingernails when she's acting as the Sonozaki heir.

How would you react if Maria woke up in the middle of the night because she had a nightmare and crawled into your bed?

Would you hug her sweet loli body all night and pet her head or would you kick her smelly, pathetic, lewd, stupid-looking human butt out of the bed?

>>20072222
which sprites do you think are better than their ps3 counterparts?
also checked

>>17196771
Blame Hiro and that other dead faggot for having never created a 3DPD /jp/. I don't like all those idol and JAV threads either, but technically they are /jp/ material so they belong in here, and thankfully enough they're contained enough to never be a bother once you've set up your filters.

>>14072453

suck my cock dudes

According to her, being able to see the desires of a person lets you know everything about that person.
How that works, though, I have no idea
picture related for desires

yOu tO

Only this.

>>4153360
Things can't be fun if there are no huge risks involved, right?

>>4075359

Obligatory.