/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17435279
onii-chan, i'm cold

>>17273888
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by heating in the microwave of memories the memes of yesteryear when we still posted on /a/?

Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by rebooting an old, beloved movie franchises with an all Monster Girl cast, lame CGI special effects and absolutely no clue as to how the original could even be improved upon, your only plan being to make money on brand recognition while claiming it's to promote diversity?

>>16649381
>>16649369
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by explaining why or why not dogs and cats have the ability to consent?

>>16314768
>>16314769
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by showing enough kindness to your fellow man not to get into arguments over taste?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling me if I should get The Walking Dead Compendiums for Christmas?

Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling me why kids love the taste of toasty Cinnamon Crunch?

>>15761535
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up like yesteryear's memes?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up like a yesteryear's meme?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by bringing old threadcanon girls back from obscurity?

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Can you warm me up with a hug?

Which MG would be best suited to be a disgruntled dime hooker? Some kind of undead? Asking because the constant Reimu threads are giving me an ultraboner.

Would there be any hope of not being massively raped by Zombie-girls if they came in the huge horde, sprinting at you type?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up my cuddling under a blanket while reading this thing about a boy and his succu-nee-san?

http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

>>13552145

Unded?

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by giving one of my Ghost buddies a body so it can write lewds about a brother and a sister sharing a hot bath?

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by heading to an abandoned village in Malaysia to find an arrowhead belonging to a Schutzstaffel agent to trade with a reknowned archaeologist at a regional university for a few baby turtle eggs and a bouquet of corpse flowers for the sake of exhibiting how beautiful yet ephemeral life is by contrasting the life spans of the new born turtles and the Rafflesia which develops for months only to live only for mere period of days.

It seems zombie imouto is thinking about how you're still living while she's dead. What do you do?

>>13257898
There's this small cliff with sharp rocks underneath near my house. I often go jogging there. I like to imagine finding a 12-13 year old girl on the rocks, having fallen from the top. Maybe she'd been playing alone, maybe she was doing some sort of dare? Whatever the reason, she'd be broken but not disfigured by the fall.

I'd jog past her in the dusk, barely even realizing she's lying on the rocks. Something would bother me, and I'd stop to check it out on the way back. I'd find her staring at the sky with empty eyes. I'd briefly consider calling for help, but I'd soon realize she was dead. I'd slowly get a boner from her tight panties, visible from under her flipped-up knee-length skirt. I'd put my phone away and slowly start making out with her cold body. Soon my trackpants would have a gigantic boner tent.

I'd sweat bullets as I slowly pushed her panties aside as the amber light cast a perfect highlight on her soft hair. I'd push myself into her cold little vagina with one powerful, slow thrust. I'd shudder as my hot cum soon spurted out into her cool body. As I regained my senses I would know my DNA is all over her. So I'd run home, get my gymbag, and come back to get her. I'd carry her home and use her as my half-dozen shots per day onahole in every orifice until she became too rotten to arouse me anymore.

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by utilizing the effectiveness of social media sites to help our kindly fair-skinned elven friends spread their anti-dark elf propaganda by mining the internet for all the topographical data you can find relating to their homeland, from which you'll create a set of immersive data visualization tools where through a chain of well disguised logical fallacies and misrepresented data you'll come to the conclusion that dark-elves are a man-stealing, matango-sympathizing, mud-skinned breed whose sole purpose is to bring civil, economic, and ecological disruption to the woodlands, in order to rekindle the fire in the elves' crusade all so I won't have to turn in my paper on the analysis of major events in diplomatic history of the last century to my boring dark-elf history teacher next week?

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by making an excursion up into the mountains, discreetly tailing a yeti until it finds another man to cuddle with, sneaking up on it and snatching its scarf while its distracted, covering your face with the scarf so it can't identify you, wandering around into small villages in hopes of coming across a yukiwarashi, and upon sight of one kidnapping it then rushing back home before the local authorities catch you so yuki-onna imouto can have a friend to play in the snow with?

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by performing a times series analysis while differencing the series in accordance to an arbitrary feature of it that you see fit, in order to satisfy weak stationarity, for the expectation of non-linear weather indices in order to both arbitrage weather derivatives so that you can spend more time at home instead of at work and so you'll gain ability to predict the next time that I'll be feeling cold?

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by telling me stories about your favorite monster girls?

>>12785999
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by turning the idea behind that greentext into full fledged story?

Onii-chan, I'm cold, could you warm me up by stealing a time travelling police box, becoming a legendary wanderer throughout history, repeatedly save the planet from numerous aliens and madmen, mostly all conveniently based in modern day London? Also, could you pick me up some soda from the corner store?