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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by buying me the Spawn Compendium so I can bask in the glow of nostalgia?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by buying me a copy of Keanu's new comic?

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>>32245089
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by reminding me how many days it is until Avatar 2 comes out?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by taking me to your leader?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by dressing up as Guts and helping me roleplay my happy ending fanfic for Berserk?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by playing remakes of games from back when I was still alive?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by recreating the love-making scene between Guts and Caska to honor Berserk's return from hiatus?

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>>22567579
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by digging up little dead girls and renaimating them into a harem?

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>>22350237
Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by making a fun home video with my friends?

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>>21986190
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by making more JoJo references?

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>>21886050
Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by marathoning all of Patlabor with me?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by seeing if your erect penis can reach your bellybutton?

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>>20677506
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by cosplaying as Zombieman?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by standing under this mistletoe with me?

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>Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by continuing our "cuddling on the couch and watching George A. Romero movies" marathon?
Winter approaches, the undead get clingy.

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>Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by cuddling on a couch and watching Night of the Living Dead with me?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by explaining the Death Stranding trailers to me while I rest my head in your lap?

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>>19842306
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by skipping to the third date?

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>>19317915
Or you could warm her up by explaining the principle of double-renvoi in the conflict of laws.

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>>18860878
How's the humidity inside her? Would my manga collection survive?
>>18864597
>Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling a story about a cute guy and his Zombie Girlfriend's daily life?

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>>18713509
She's just cold. Now if you warmed her up by posting old memes that'd be really great onii-chan.

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>>18186382
I hesitate to ask: what exactly is she doing for her school project? Does it involve warming up zombies with philosophical debate?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold. Can you heat me up by CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>17759907
>What she doesn't realize is that the promise was decades ago
>She hunts him down and he's turned into an uncle while she's still a middle schooler
>He won't stop crying and hugging her while she's gobbling his cock
>It's actually really hard to suck when she can't bob her head
>So she starts gnawing on him instead
>His first orgasm with a girl ends up being a bitejob from his childhood friend (deceased)

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