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>Waifu gets fucked by niggers on next vid

holy fuck can this stupid meme trend end already? Why do they gotta engage into this subhuman american behaviour nowadays?

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Well, if anyone wants to know.

My parents went shopping, saw me go in while walking by and then wanted to know what i ordered.

Now here is the question:

How do you tell them that you just wasted €500+ for 10Kg of Pussy and Ass™.

White lies, tell me sweet little lies~~~~

In the end i got away with it by telling them the package contains a PS3 and a PS4 Pro.


Also mentioned that i was tired as fuck and wanted to sleep (with Deluxe onahole™) ASAP.

Finally they let me go my merry way.


So if anyone of you lovely people want to get this, be as blatant as you need to be without being overly stupid about it iF it lands in Customs. Also need balls of steel. And luck.