/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14909237
But they like you!

>>14131001
YOUNG LIFE MONSTER GIRL! Succubutt shake!
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The human male students are horded down the hallways of a once monster-girl-only school grounds; eager pervy teachers eager to meet the students and introduce them to their respective classrooms.

A flamboyant spider woman decorating her body with exotic abstract clothing that stands out like a sore thumb in the hallway greets the batch of American students. A peacock spider girl.

"My my, aren't you all strapping young handsome boys. I do hope you're ready for my... lessons?"

A half-awake boy standing in the back of the group, unaffected by the continual sexual innuendos and general nonstop silliness, casually raises his hand. The exotic looking spider woman points to the boy and tells him to speak freely.

"Yeah, question, are you the ART teacher?"

"Art teacher? Of course not, don't be ridiculous, fufufufu. I'm the math teacher."

"----You? The math teacher?"

"Naturally. I'm quite enamored with arithmetic, particularly division. Long division. Rigid long pulsating division," the flamboyant spider girl crosses her chitin arms beneath her tie-dye shirt, making her bra-less tits bleed through the fabric, "The average ballsack produces millions upon millions of sperm cells a day. The average ejaculation contains 39 million, and only one of these needs to enter a female egg during gestation period. The balls multiply, until the total sperm count (which is X) is added into the womb via copulation, X is subtracted from the boy's testicles total sperm count, thus the number divides inside the vagina's natural acidic juices until a single cell enters an egg."

The class's atmosphere turns deadly silent as they stare at the perverted teacher, explaining the fundamentals within a matter of seconds.

"I'm quite the accomplished tutor if you're having trouble, so don't hesitate to ask~"