/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're alone, on a isolated Saturday night, knee deep in video games and popcorn. When, without warning, the doorbell rings, catching you off guard. Confused as to whom is visiting you at this hour, and anxious to return to your Han Dang-only playthrough of Dynasty Warriors, you answer the door posthaste.

There, standing before you in a slutty pizza delivery-man outfit, is a blue skinned semen demon succubus.

"Afternoon sir, did you order a cheese pizza covered in seventeen different flavors of sauce toppings?"

Oh right, you ordered pizza without paying attention as to who or what you were ordering from. You explain to the testicle tamer that you may be short a few bucks.

"Well now, that IS a problem. But I think there's a way we can work it out~"

Inexplicably cheesy porno music begins to play, you confusingly look around and glance back at the dongle mongle. You explain that you don't understand what she's getting at.

"I think you know~ There's a way we both get what we want~"

You stare blankly at the tally wacker packer and shake your head as you still do not understand as the muffled porno music grows louder.

"Could I trade you something of greater value to cover the cost?"

"You sure can~ Maybe even with a little added.. interest~?"

You shake your head at the man milk mephistopheles and bluntly explain how interest rates are the prime cause of student loan inflation and how it harms low income families. The foreskin fornicator stops in her place and begins to rub her temples as she continues onward.

"I'm trying to tell you that you may make up for the cost with services performed."

You explain to the wiener cleaner that you're in the middle of something important and unable to fix whatever it is she's broken.

"A..Are you serious...? I'm talking about making you cum."

"But I'm not going anywhere."

"No. I'm telling you to ride me."

"But I have no license."

"No. FUCK ME."

"Fuck you too."

"---"

"Do you accept bitcoins?"

The scrotum totem screams.

>>13745462
Probably Astaroth.