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>>17337798
You could ask her to train you, but I can see the appeal of a having a trained warrior who protects you and is overwhelmingly stronger than you and you being as strong as her, kinda defeats that. So just use a loophole. Here are 3 I can think of:
>Grab a sword and use a Raging Mushroom. Just control yourself and fight her using the mushroom effects until she considers the fight ti be her best ever and then have sex with her. I dont buy the "not interested" shit is possible with unmarried monsters. Though I could be wrong, so this one is a wildcard.
>Ask a Hakutaku to teach you to fight one without being strong. Prep is 90% of the battle after all.
>If you are really in love with her just grab a sword and go at it. Power of Love is the ultimate power in MGE and mamono mana is responsive to desires. As long as you are fighting for love, the situation will simply play out so that she miss all strikes she can possibly miss and you get a perfect score, fighting on her level to give her the fight of her life thanks to ridiculous bad luck on her side and ridiculous good luck on yours.
>Trade your iphone to the Sabbath or a Dark Mage for a "ultimate warrior for 1 hour potion", it is literaly an ultra rare piece of alien technology in MGE and thus invaluable.
Once you get past the battle requirement you can be as Princess Peach as you want, her irreversible waifu instinct has been set and her instinct for battle satisfied.