/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Walking along a street, I see someone try to hand ZUN a bag but he declines, I go over and offer him a big bag of fertilizer and he accepts it.
Some maybe Dark Souls game involving a bunch of Touhous that I totally forgot everything about, maybe Kaguya and Junko were in it. Impure purity and pure impurity, maybe.
I was watching some guy over a fence, looking at him while using a Red Eye Orb a couple times, after a bit I receive a message telling me to please stop.
Driving around dangerously with a guy on a fold out bed that was also a car, he ditches me I guess.
Whipping a large set up of tiers of living deacon statues and snakemen, some of them I whipped until they broke but I only had to get their health low for them to turn into inert statues. One of the lower tier deacons cries out to these two huge deacons at the sides of the archdeacon that had massive snakes for arms calling them demon gods and telling them to summon the demon sword, then a thin metal blade that looked like the Nyd rune appeared, then the deacon that called for help snatches it and betrays the demon god on the the right that summoned it turning him inert, then I snatch the blade off him and throw his statue far away. I check the description of the blade and there was couple of paragraphs, the first said that it helps a witch find their true sword and the other I don't remember. Then Naster appears as an orange phantom wearing Solaire's outfit using his shield and a claymore, runs over to me using a running attack, I parry it and riposte him with Rose of Ariandel, then kill him when he gets up. Then I say "ugh, what does "Naster" mean anyway, "fucking Soeltaar"?"
I'm running through Irithyll avoiding Naster fanboys attacking me including one that was using a variation of his name as I go from the Water Reserve tower up to the buildings where the archers are i.e. the invaders' base, where I enter one house which was Nasters'. There's that Ace of Swords guy imprisoned in there and I give him The Key which he puts in a little pig or elephant container, I guess it depends on whether you hate me or not. Also "The Key" is gold Duel Honor.
I'm at a long stairwell place that reminded me of SotC's Shrine of Worship, I have a guy I had beaten up and was making him count down from 4 as I kicked him down the stairs, but he only counted down to 1 by the time we reached the bottom. I took him outside in a public place that was a bit lower trying to get him to count 0 while I was afraid of some nearby people seeing, but he didn't count it so I went back inside the shrine. Then I noticed a Nyd shaped hole appeared in the middle of the floor so I inserted the sword.
I was at a place with mounds of rock sticking out of water. An old lady appeared saying that me and Naster had both made the same mistake of swearing to the Earth prior to the Fairy, in response I checked my youtube subscriptions and unsubscribed to a channel that had a sexy Yukari icon. Then I used the Nyd sword as an offhand weapon to zap Naster with a laser of lightning as he fled around the rocks, the water giving the laser AoE. He's nearly dead when retreats around a far away rock, then the old lady says "yes, now you understand Naster" I went over and checked behind the rock and he was gone. The old lady makes a gesture of letting a droplet fall into the water as if giving me a hint, then says "now you must invite the rain, but whose side will they take, yours, Nast's, or hers?"
I see a book that had red on its cover like the "Born to Draw" sketchbook I had lying around my place, it had three columns of text written by Yukari, the left was "How to rest" the middle "How to create" and I don't remember the last.
I see a replay of me killing Naster by parrying his Claymore running r1, riposting him with Rose of Ariandel, then killing him with Friede's Greatscythe when he got up.
I'm heading over to Mcdonalds, to upload Dark Souls clips?, thinking about a usb then remembering my phone is a better usb, then thinking I forgot my wallet but I checked my pockets and felt my keycard so I said fuck it and went into the mall to get some food.
I went on Angusnicneven's site, there was an obvious link that led to a very barebones couple of pages of black text on white background, I guess because my own sites are so minimal, saying a bunch of stuff about my dreams I guess, but I only remember 4 lines. From the first page I remember "Unipux is right" "the winged Yukari must unite with" from the second "hmm, I've seen this somewhere before..." and the first line on the page was "spitting in the face of serpents"