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>>33903121
The Dark Day of Dragona, the only time when Dragonia lost a battle agains The Order:

>There was once a time a treasury in Dragona that handled a fortune said to be ten times of the wealthiest bank in the Order
>It is said the Order was in the brink of collapse due lack of funds
>And so Veronica, a legendary order commander decided to mount a suicidal attack where no major army in the order ever dared: To Dragonia.
>Attacking the Royal Mamono Realm was seen as more sane
>But Veronica, being the strategist she is, had a plan.
>She made that all depraved monster loving shy men the order could find be be brought to her, alive.
>And so Veronica formed an army of 10,000 men, pathetic by all standards. Only 100 were proper soldiers, 10,000 were raised civilians.
>Dragon Knights all over Dragonia gathered to see, laugh and participate in what was widely seen as the easiest ever rout in the history of battling the order
>The battle began, the ordier soldiers attack with..... bouquet of flowers?
>Nearly all the soldiers are the shy men meekly asking the Dragon Knights for marriage
>Mass spaghetting ensues
>The enitrety of the Dragon Army COLLAPSES into blushing fidgeting mess
>The 100 order soldiers and Veronica make it into the treasury unoppossed
>They say the loot taken that day is what allowed The Order to survive to the present day

Remember this only works with monsterized Knights and Paladdins, human ones will only kill you or if you are lucky reject you unless you are also a warrior.