/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I see /jp/ is being spammed with shitty western cartoon memes, there's like a infinite tab opening loud audio Bender dancing crashing my computer, I restart it but it starts up again though I open Task Manager and close the shit. I'm transported somewhere else, outdoors, walking along with a few others when I think of Disgaea 3 again, I'm singing the lyrics to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjLQg2x84Y albeit pretty badly then I say "I want to go to MARITSU~ JAAKU~ GAKUEN~" like the game's opening song, as I hold the sword I had aloft, then maybe I'm transported again but I think it's just that a whole crowd of Warrior demons appeared around me. A class began so we were sitting down, but I had to sit down slowly because my sword, brown and black like that cat and seemed to be carved out of one piece of metal, was extremely sharp and had no sheath. As I slowly sit down the demons next to me who had sheathed swords seem frightened and told me to be careful with that. A teacher appears, they show an image and we all shout together a word of what it was. I forgot all the things that came up, but I was anxious that Yukari would be shown and the demons would call her a whore.
I'm transported to The Abyss, I'm struggling to remain above the water as above me in the skies I see images of Yukari and Ran coloured purple and blue wavering swirling around, the only memorable image being of Yukari's hindside, the outline of her ass through her tabard. I'm imagining myself with angel wings as I try my best to wrest free from the Abyss so I can fly up to join them but after a while I sink and think that one day I will join them as green coloured imagery in the sky. I awake at a dark boardwalk, I'm walking along as I see inside a building a black woman in a bridal outfit and think "not for me" I come to a restaurant place where a guy comes out and seems to welcomes me to this place saying something about me and The Abyss.
At an icy place, me and a girl killed Naster in an annoying way somehow, so afterwards I'm quite happy, as the girl casts Warmth before disappearing and I bask in it.
I see The Abyss again, there's giant goldfish swimming around in it so I brag to a guy "There's giant goldfish in my Abyss" and I board a weird ship made of white platforms.
I'm in my bed and seeing a poem coming to me as a mental image repeatedly, four lines I don't remember anything of the first, the second I refer to Yukari as "my Barbie" the third something like "if any country wants to spite" the fourth "they'll have a taste of my might" like I'm threatening the whole world against degrading Yukari. A long time ago I did dream I was driving with Yukari and I laughed a little at something that referred to her as cognate with Barbie but she wasn't amused since she doesn't like the comparison.
In a kitchen, that guy appears again and calls me Lord. He takes me away to his own ship in Abyss though his is much bigger and has platforms that come and go from it so I say "so this is the socialfag version" On the right side of the ship appears a screen with moot on it though he looked extra handsome and the guy I'm with referred to him as mootzart. Then on the left side of the ship moot appears again, we both say the same thing at the same time to something, I say something then quickly say "Wait, jinx! You owe me a soda!" which moot makes a bodily "you got me" reaction to.
In the family house kitchen again, I've made some kind of milk coffee but the "cup" was a chopping board I had poured it into. I took a sip while everyone around me watched in a circle like this was important although I thought drinking out of this board is fucking gross so afterwards I just poured it out into the sink.

I see /jp/ is being spammed with shitty western cartoon memes, there's like a infinite tab opening loud audio Bender dancing crashing my computer, I restart it but it starts up again though I open Task Manager and close the shit. I'm transported somewhere else, outdoors, walking along with a few others when I think of Disgaea 3 again, I'm singing the lyrics to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjLQg2x84Y albeit pretty badly then I say "I want to go to MARITSU~ JAAKU~ GAKUEN~" like the game's opening song, as I hold the sword I had aloft, then maybe I'm transported again but I think it's just that a whole crowd of Warrior demons appeared around me. A class began so we were sitting down, but I had to sit down slowly because my sword, brown and black like that cat and seemed to be carved out of one piece of metal, was extremely sharp and had no sheath. As I slowly sit down the demons next to me who had sheathed swords seem frightened and told me to be careful with that. A teacher appears, they show an image and we all shout together a word of what it was. I forgot all the things that came up, but I was anxious that Yukari would be shown and the demons would call her a whore.
I'm transported to The Abyss, I'm struggling to remain above the water as above me in the skies I see images of Yukari and Ran coloured purple and blue wavering swirling around, the only memorable image being of Yukari's hindside, the outline of her ass through her tabard. I'm imagining myself with angel wings as I try my best to wrest free from the Abyss so I can fly up to join them but after a while I sink and think that one day I will join them as green coloured imagery in the sky. I awake at a dark boardwalk, I'm walking along as I see inside a building a black woman in a bridal outfit and think "not for me" I come to a restaurant place where a guy comes out and seems to welcomes me to this place saying something about me and The Abyss.
At an icy place, me and a girl killed Naster in an annoying way somehow, so afterwards I'm quite happy, as the girl casts Warmth before disappearing and I bask in it.
I see The Abyss again, there's giant goldfish swimming around in it so I brag to a guy "There's giant goldfish in my Abyss" and I board a weird ship made of white platforms.
I'm in my bed and seeing a poem coming to me as a mental image repeatedly, four lines I don't remember anything of the first, the second I refer to Yukari as "my Barbie" the third something like "if any country wants to spite" the fourth "they'll have a taste of my might" like I'm threatening the whole world against degrading Yukari. A long time ago I did dream I was driving with Yukari and I laughed a little at something that referred to her as cognate with Barbie but she wasn't amused since she doesn't like the comparison.
In a kitchen, that guy appears again and calls me Lord. He takes me away to his own ship in Abyss though his is much bigger and has platforms that come and go from it so I say "so this is the socialfag version" On the right side of the ship appears a screen with moot on it though he looked extra handsome and the guy I'm with referred to him as mootzart. Then on the left side of the ship moot appears again, we both say the same thing at the same time to something, I say something then quickly say "Wait, jinx! You owe me a soda!" which moot makes a bodily "you got me" reaction to.
In the family house kitchen again, I've made some kind of milk coffee but the "cup" was a chopping board I had poured it into. I took a sip while everyone around me watched in a circle like this was important although I thought drinking out of this board is fucking gross so afterwards I just poured it out into the sink.