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Hey Battler, did you know?

Witch's appendix is over 2 metres long. *cackle*

Hey Silly Anons,

My name is Beatrice, and I haaaaaaaaate every single one of you. All of you are boooooooooring, untalented, no-lifes who spend every seeeeeeeecond of their day solving the epitaph/murder mystery. You think you are so smaaaaaaart. Honestly, have any of you ever use your own theory and not steal from Baaaaaaaaaattler? I mean, small booooooooombs? Kanon=Shannon? Beatrice=Jessica? Beatrice=Lighting storm? Don't make me laaaaaaaaaaugh with such childish theorieeeeeeees. This is even worse than teasing the incompetent Baaaaaaaattlers who at least came out with good blue hypothesis.

Don't be a straaaaaaaanger. Just hit me with your best red and blue text. I'm pretty much peeeeeeeeeeeeeerfect. I was one of the first Golden Witch in the universe and lived for a thousaaaaaaand years trolling humans. What have you done, other than "pleasure yourself to nude images of me, Ange, Bern, Lambdadelta", going uuu-uuu or making silly copy pastaaaaaaaa? I also get to toy with Baaaaaattler all day, and have undyingly loyal furnitures (Ronove cooked for me, prepare cookies and tea, the stakes sisters killing whoever I want). You are alllllllllll pathetic humans who should just dieeeeeeeee and come to my golden land. Thank you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my toy.