/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>have dullahan wife
>decide to go on a tropical vacation
>have a lot of fun, see the sights, all that stuff
>time to get on the plane and go home
>through a series of wacky hijinks that would make perfect sense if explained in full, you get home with your wife's head
>and only her head
>they loaded her body on a plane bound for zipangu
>they say they're very sorry but your wife will have to wait a week or two to get her body back
>in the meantime, you have to live with a bodiless and very frustrated dullahan
>have to do everything for her
>hold her head and wash her hair in the shower
>hand-feed her
>even brush her teeth for her
>you end up bonding and growing a bit closer for it, though
>you also develop an obsession with oral sex since, y'know
>not many other options in that department
> you tried to convince her to let you stick it in the 'neck hole' but she wasn't a fan of that