/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>try to play on the phone on a quiet evening
>everyone picks that fucking time to blow up your calls
>can't reconnect

why can't I ever get a fucking free minute?

>>18683105
... I resent that

>my dealer turn finally!
>time to turn things around!
>starting hand is absolute unworkable garbage
>simocha tsumos on the 6th turn

oh look, it's another one of those nights...
hope you assholes enjoy the points and R, I sure as fuck wont

>>17896189
I have two threads on alert; the mahjong general here, and the whiskey general in /ck/.

that should tell you everything you need to know.

>tfw you spend the game dodging rons, only to get tsumo's into 4th
>no matter how good your starting hand is, someone gets a faster nomi win off of 1st, who is all too happy to shed the pittance to advance the game.
>that feeling of helplessness as you discard your 11th useless draw and with it any hope of a comeback

>declare riichi early, decent ryanmen wait
>Simocha declares riichi 3turns later
>Toimen and kamicha start calling like crazy
>Defense is completely ignored
>Despite this, no one deals in
>Final turn, I toss 8pin
>Double ron'd into 6k range

You know, if this sort of bullshit didn't happen EVERY FUCKING GAME I'd laugh it off. There's some fucking curse that's following me that makes these very unlikely events constantly happen. This is beyond "I'm just going to try my luck with this risky tile" it's dama haneman on the 4th turn once per game. No amount of defense theory or riichi judgement can account for this RIDICULOUS tilt.

Anyone know about some voodoo shit I could use to increase my luck? All the manuals and guides I've read seem to omit the "avoiding dealing into yet another horseshit haneman" chapter. Defense theory and tile efficiency are a joke, give me some fucking magic. Some of you fags are in Tokujo so you probably sold a piece of your soul or a loved one to get there to some devil. Let me in on your hussle please.