/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Atlantis
There lived a humble family, religious through and through
But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do
Her name was young Gura and she refused to step in line
A vision she did see-eth, fucking streaming all the time
She wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

"Oh, the Gachi's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who fucked the Gachi, fuckalizing fuckaloo
And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too"

"Gotta get it on in the party zone
I got to shoot a load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone, aah"!

"You've disobeyed me daughter, why were you ever born?
Your Roommate's ten times better than you, Jesus loves her more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
City Pop's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring"

You'd better shut your mouth, better watch your tone
You're grounded for a week with no banjo
Don't let me here you cry, don't let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home

Yagoo, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone
I'm askin' for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to stream
My father thinks you're evil but man, he can suck a cock
Streamings not The Devil's work, it's magical and rad
I'll never stream as long as I am stuck here with my dad

I hear you brave young Cunny, you are hungry for the Pop
But to learn the ancient method, sacred doors you must unlock
Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive kingdom
On a journey you must go to find the land of Hololive.

In The Land of the Rising Sun where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome collab
To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons, now go daughter and stream

So she bailed from fucking Atlantis with hunger in her heart
And she journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of her art
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart

>>28732259
Absolute kino.

>>27872964
>numberfagging
>chink vs. schizo wars
>no streams
>Deadbraps
>turbo newfags
It's just a truck full of ass today

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