/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Private schools were only monsters from the same type (and boys of course) are allowed! Which one would you join? I'd join the lamia school, basilisks, apophis, hebis, vanilla lamias everywhere.

I'm gonna make an old snake feel like a teenager again!

>>16708586
Let me guess, some verboten fetish?
>>16708583
Something like pic related?
>>16708606
>>16708602
Good taste

>>13883712

Shut up and eat the cookies. Then send your kids in to pet the snake.

I believe the most erotic part of a woman's body is the underside of the abdomen.

>>13457144

It is a significant aspect of Lamia culture and it is our duty as a multicultural society to respect that.

That's 16 hours in the Lamia Pit for being culturally insensitive.

>>13221004

It takes all kinds. There's always the old-fashioned ara-ara Monstergirl who just wants a big, hunky dude.

>Lazy Lamia wife
>Cold-blooded. Can use a heater in the mornings in order to wake up, but strongly prefers your body heat.
>Will just wrap you up and smother you with affection for hours in order to take in your body heat.
>Is frequently late for work because she doesn't want to get out of bed with you.
>Rarely wakes up before noon on her offdays because she likes wrapping around you so much

>Large Lamia waifu
>Needs your body heat because she's cold-blooded
>Paradoxically claims that she needs your heat in order to able to sleep as well as to be able to wake up and get energized
>Wraps you up in her body at night and still frequently oversleeps in the morning because you're just so warm and toasty that she doesn't want to let you go

>Waking up in the middle of the night
>Slip quietly out of her loosened grasp for a glass of water and a trip to the bathroom.
>When you return to the bedroom she's visibly shivering and staring at you from the bed
>"Y-y-y-you know I can't sleep without you. H-hurry up, get back in!"
>She spreads her arms to beckon you, displaying her cozy chest and stomach. Simultaneously, her tail writhes and flails, eager to wrap you back up and bring you closer to her.

>>12656478

What ISN'T supposed to be attractive about a deliciously fat snake ass and snake hair? When has attractiveness become an objective concept?

>>12448720
What if she was a Christmas Cake that looked liked this?