/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43419453
Man, I should write a story about a guy and some Orcs. Orcs soothe the soul.

would a horde of porcs help me eat all the Easter leftovers?

>>42410996
I too love me some crispy bacon
>>42410997
if that piggy wants to be a pilot, she needs to put in some work, and I can make her just what she wants to be
I got a workout regimen and a strict diet for her, and from that day on she better lives only on these two
>>42411005
she's supposed to do gymnastics on my dick
the pilot seat comes later, when she finally loses some chub and gains some constitution

Love me some Porc!

>>41659004
>orcs about to gangbang you
>lament about your virginity being taken by a bunch of piglike barbarians
>piggies feel insulted by such a cruel stereotype
>they take you back to their stronghold
>show you their incredibly rich and spiritual culture of shamanism and being close to nature
>now you feel like you're being dogpilled and milked by a band of noble savages, not just a bunch of mere horny barbarians

>>40107571
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by a appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.

>>37496140
Not every thicc girl is a hag, but hags tend to be thicc.
>>37496220
Yes.

>>37199121
pigs are the bet

I'm really loving the uptick in new p'orc content. Best month in a long time, that's for sure!

How greasy do you like your p'orcs?
Do they smell a bit like ham or bacon when they get a little sweaty and crispy under the sun?