/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43190559
This is cute, but honestly I'd love more stories of Anon's being proactive in getting a wife. MGE tickles my fancy because literally EVERY single woman you'd see out and about is a potential wife/gf, a busy supermarket would be a smorgesboard

>be at Save n' Spend
>Everyday low prices!
>picking up some frozen nuggies to get through another week
>passing through product section to see a cute Kikimora with unusually wide hips selecting some fruit
>The sight of her cute introspective expression combined with her FAT. FUCKING. HIPS. triggers your primitive breeding instinct
>Performa a lightning calculation of her basket, observe she's shopping for one
>abandon your nuggies, siddle up behind her, grab her itty-bitty waist and pull her lewd round bottom up against your throbbing erection
>as she squeals in surprise and shock, whisper that while the fruit does look good, you're interested in an entirely different pear-shaped object
>hurriedly abandon your carts and shuffle to the front of the store to do her loudly in the family restroom (thus named because a startling number of families are started in them)
>emerge 20 minutes later covered in sweat and head home where she makes you homemade buttermilk battered chicken tenders
>do her again after dinner