/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44912198
Human women are constantly malding because their hugs are inefficient and unable to do much more than maybe wrap their arms and legs around you like a hairless ape. Meanwhile, Lamiae can give you a full body snake burrtio wrap, Arachne types can just BDSM rope play your ass with their webs.

Then we have the tentacled girls. Scylla and Kraken have all the advantages of the Lamia while also giving you full body kisses with the underside of said tentacles and just wrap all over you while fucking your brains out. Meanwhile, Shoggothes/Ropers/Tentacles can just violate every inch of you with your consent (i.e. no butt stuff unless you're into that shit ) and turn you into an actual coomer while also cuddling you.

Face it. The time of mamono is now.

>>44390505
Best maid. Scariest maid. Horniest maid.

>>42739684
>>42739914
Really, a wife who only wants what's best for you and can literally shape your flesh would improve a lot of things in your body.

>>42018633
I agree

Shoggoth loves you

She's loved you for many millennia

>>39860788
I want more creepy shog art.

>>39110716
>shoggy starts with a blank facsimile of a face, usually wearing a mask of shadows while you get to know her
>over time she studies your face and whatever human examples you show her, and her softly glowing eyes begin to conform to a shape and color she thinks you will find beautiful
>as she learns about human senses she starts to form a nose, new skin textures, and gradually finer hair that's pleasant to the touch
>every so often she changes her lips, and politely asks that you kiss her and give feedback to help get them just right
>even after she's satisfied with her face, she still likes to add or change little details like beauty marks or bone structure, treating it like makeup
>it all comes together when she finally gets the hang of that warm smile mastah likes so much

>>39030158
Is this where I can get a shoggoth?

>>38471978
I'd say she's pure. As pure as you can get, uncorrupted by reality.

>>38212727
>>38212750
Wow, great! But since I'm legally medically married to my Shogdoctor now, how do I introduce this to my parents without causing insanity?

>>38066222
Shoggoths are love, Shoggoths are life. I wish to sleep for a thousand years in the abyss with my shog waifu.

>>37679041
>>37679180
Are Shoggoths capable of extreme Lovecraftian shit, even? Can they do things like warp reality or steal you away into space or other planets? Or is that only like an elder god thing?

I want a 9ft tall shoggoth.

>>32329433

https://youtu.be/9qTsB3qfNUk

>yandere shoggoth refuses to let you go anywhere outside the house or even outside of her body (though the distinction between the house and her body is almost meaningless by now)
>convince her to let you go outside
>but you are not allowed to leave her body
>so she just goes out in public with you enveloped deeply inside her
>sometimes she feels naughty and lets an outline of you appear, looks as if you were buried under a latex suit
>if you are a good boy she lets your head peek out from between her boobs
>likes to violate you while doing so to assert dominance over any whores who would like to steal you
>maintains eye contact the whole time

>goes home
>sees this waiting for you
What do ?

>>26175478
And you still have yet to clarify why getting raped by one or more girls who are super cute maids is a bad thing

Wanna find a secret research facility then start terrorizing the scientists with a shoggoth

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

>comes home after a long day
>your shoggoth wife greets you in R'lyehian.
>Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh

What do?

>>22514203
>>22514583
>>22514604
You really have to look at the obsession you're referencing as "unhealthy" from a Shoggoth's point of view to understand it. All they know is to serve. That is the purpose for which they were created. Every action they had taken up until this point in history was for the benefits of The-Ones-Who-Came-Before, be it building their great non-euclidean cities or servings as general beasts of burden. Then, suddenly, they were gone. Either killed in an uprising or some other measure. Unfortunately, this meant that their devoted servants spent countless, sunless eons trapped beneath the ice. Unable to think, to act, to die. Their bodies constantly adapting to the necessity of survival in defiance of the idea of being made "useless" by their function ceasing.

Then, of course, they found [ MAN ]. Now, of course, this is par for the course of literally every other monster. Especially after the current Demon Lord's ascension to the throne. No long are they completely servile, fetid bogs of slimy, gooey darkness with gibbering mouths and rapidly shifting pseudopods. Now they've taken on the closest approximation to what they believe to be the human form ( Albeit with some Eldritch shenanigans for taste ). Them taking the form of a maid also plays into their memory as a Servant Race as well. But the most endearing part is in some ways, it can be argued that they are not only extremely devoted to the man they see as their husband and master, but extremely obsessive-possessive as well. I suppose, in a sense, it all spawns from their want to never be abandoned again. After all, he can't run away like Those-Who-Came-Before if everything is Shog slime.

>>22502895
I am an extreme fan of bio-luminescence in monster girls. Though that is but one of many factors of my faggotry.

>>19890100
The secret maid cabal will organise a mind flayer appointment for you