/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They shall be my finest warriors, these girls who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of danmaku forge them. They shall be of iron will and steel sinew. In fluffy dresses I shall clad them and with the mightiest lasers they will be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them (except for air-conditioner cold and maybe two or three other things like that). They shall have such tactics, strategies and spells that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Reality. They are the Defenders of Gensokyo. They are my Touhous and they shall know no fear."

They shall be my finest warriors, these girls who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of extremely vague magic forge them. They will be of iron will and silly hat. In fluffy dress shall I clad them and with the mightiest cards will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the reality. They are the Defenders of Gensokyo. They are my Touhoues and they shall know no fear.