/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46540911
Who do you consider good?

>>46166081
I hope you get some but I'm just saying, these threads are no whetstone to sharpen your words on.

Writing, writing~
So much more fun than shitposting~
Other people should write too~

>hired to write a screenplay based on the book "The Orchid Fucker", about a Florida Man caught doing hanky-panky with a rare species of Orchid Alraune in a federal reserve
>screenwriter Charlene Kaufwoman finds herself in a sticky situation
>the book has absolutely no story
>desperate, she begins instead to write about herself trying to adapt the book
>also she now has an identical twin called Donna
>the two of them find a cute boy and have a threesome
And that's the movie

>>40719805
No but my novel manuscript hit 100k words today, that calls for a celebration, doesn't it?
>...and he begat her many sons and daughters, The End

>>40513826
Use your new powers wisely, fren

...and then the handsome manager pinned her down on the table right there in front of all the customers, pulled up his apron and served her the cream that had been missing from her coffee.

>>38233885

>>36811861
It's a talent meant to be shared!

>It was a dark and stormy night, when they first did the mattress mambo, the rumble of thunder first heard as they climaxed, the beat of the loose rope on the flagpole beating a staccato rhythm to their writhing embrace.
>Rain fell and pooled all about, seeping into the earth, even as their sweat mingled and soaked into the sheets.
Nyeah

Who's your favorite thread artists? Latenight is my number one!

>>34535937
>only guy in a class full of nerdcubuses
>nerdcubuses' instincts kick in with a single guy nearby
>they all awkwardly try and ask if you want to study

I'm going to cum buckets inside a nerdcubus

What do you mean you don't like me using your name and likeness in my smut stories?

Oh, anon, shut the fuck up before I kiss you on the lips.