/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remember if you laugh you lose

It's koturday, heckhound can fuck off now

>>45584419
>implying it hasnt already made me lose my mind
the secret trick is to just hate the god of this world, if one even exists.
he's a dick no matter how you cut it, he makes countless people with innocent desires that just cant be filled.
all i want is a wife with a fluffy tail and pointy ears. nothing truly degenerate in this fantasy, just excessive cuddling and a few beastly traits. i feel almost zero attraction to regular women.
and i have to ask: is that so much? is that so fucking much that i must deny a desire thats hardwired in my brain just because god said "lol!"?
i either deny the desire to reproduce and have children - or deny the desire to have a foxwife.

>That cute regular cat you hooked up with after a date? It was me in disguise the whole time!

>>45235394
>Never rub another monster's rhubarb

Caturday in a few hours

>>44466467
>off topic images from the /pol/ nigger: 3
the problem is when you spread politics and off topic shitposting to other boards like a pest.
/pol/ is a CONTAINMENT BOARD.
the SOLE PURPOSE of that board is to KEEP ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSION THERE
see >>44466490
we are not here to hear about how much you hate jews
we are not here to hear about who cut off their dick this week
we are not here to hear about the current president.
we are here for monster girls.
and your posts lack monster girls completely.
so yes, its YOU that needs to go back. not us.

>>44432698
You know why they call them alps?
Because they're good for mountain!

>>44069470
>fst cow

>go onto ifunny
>monster girl image
>comments all think its furshit
cant wait for the cheshires to correct that shithole.

>>43603841
"Oooooh, I want to help with that! Gimme a sec."
> Scribble something on a piece of paper and pass it to Miss Echidna.
> She takes it and reads it then gives you a flat look of disgust.
> "Do I look like a fucking cheshire?"
> yfw she doesn't appreciate you building her a multiplication table.

>>43526585
No, no, no. You need a... drywall

> Be you.
> Married to a cheshire.
> Go away for a work trip.
> Nervous AF--she always does some bullshit when you're gone.
> Come back and she's literally had the toilet off the bedroom removed completely.
> In its place, his-and-her litter boxes.
"That fuckin' cat!"

>>43475608
It is--they're all Nazis.

>>43395286
lol, lmao, even.

> Who's the most annoying cat in Wonderland?
The Sith--they only speak in absolutes!

> What's a yuri red oni's favorite drink?
Gin of the Jar!

> Did you hear about the human cattle rancher who accidentally became a mamono?
She went out to buy corn!

> Who's the Wonderworm's best friend?
A high orc!

> Did you know I'm actually not from Wonderland? I'm from the desert kingdoms!
At least I Sphinx so!

> I've actually been picking up hobbies to help attract a man. I've recently started painting former presidents.
Anyone wanna buy my Trumpart?

> Thanks all, you've been a lovely audience, but I've got to go!
> <DISAPPEAR>
WHERE CAT?

>>43321491
Looks like Anon got
> trips

>>43171738
> Thinks married men go to 4mon

>>42976649
Are you sure you're ready for something like that? A tomboy Chesh would turn you into a tom, boy.

>>42800475
>Cheshires convincing gullible anons that dominant and aggressive monsters are actually submissive by nature
>"Here, take this protective amulet. The bigger and stronger the monster, the more powerful its protective stats will become! Now, let me mark this dungeon on your map."
They can't keep getting away with it

>>42166723
>chesh being just lewd enough at the dinner table to embarrass you but not lewd enough for your parents to pick up on it
>keeps subtly contradicting your cover story on how you met just to piss you off

>>42041387
You cannot.
Submit.
Submit to the cat.

Oh no, the cheshire just stole one of the few remaining images

>Anon and is Chesh wife going to the aquarium
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vIT6ri8dM