/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Shitposting on 4monster /fit/
>muscle pussy is nasty and those muscle at even natty
>Probably convinced your bf and his bicorn wife to make him bulk you up
>Hope you like those abs cause they're gonna stay unruined for the rest of your life
>Big strong monster, but I bet you wouldn't do shit to me even if I was in the locker room naked and shooting up manticore venom
>Bet you all take extra time to "adjust" the shoulder press's seat and don't even wipe your juices off
>You can work out all you want but you'll never be bigger than some married 400 year old hag with a husband that gets his rocks off to rubbing his dick against her abs
>Actually doing GOHMAD. Enjoy your holst tier tits flopping to either side when bench pressing
>Eventually gremlin posts my IP
>Joke about that if I run away fast enough they won't chase me cause "cardio kills gains"
>Say I'm into chubby monster with fertile hips, no way they'd want to lose their gains like that
>Say I curl in the squat rack
>Buffcubus says she lives down the road from me, says she'll see me soon
What the fuck do I do, how do I stop her from amazon pressing me, how do I ensure at least I'm on top?