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Vernek the dwarf yet "Booze Fortress" his name,
He went to the mines seeking fortune and fame,
A digger by day, he'd stay at the mine,
but at night he'd give the innkeeper wine,
and with passion and vigor spend his time,
digging the girl's privates up to her spine.

With greed in his eyes the short pimp travelled west,
and did make a good fortune, such is fate's jest!
for in Vernis he'd left affairs undone,
got branded as "villain, by all folks shunn'd".
And in coming back guardmen saw him bann'd,
Then before he could ask, or make demands,
They surrounded the lad, crossbows in hands,
For his manwhorish ways, a bolt to the head
His fame and his fortune gone: he was dead!

Listen and remember, then, girls and lads.
the moral inside this long lasting rant
Seek fame and seek fortune; it shall be grant'd
Keep your bags full of coin, but your dick in your pants!

RIP Vernek, you will be remembered as the unlucky cunt who got 360 noscoped due to repeatedly banging the innkeeper and forgetting some quests