/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I decided that I needed to be somewhere else right away, so I set off down the hallway and out of the sliding door to the veranda. It was early in the morning, and I could see storm clouds brewing on the horizon, near the mountains. I might as well have moved into the Hakurei Shrine at this point, so I wasn't too worried about not being able to make it back to Lady Kasen's dojo, but I hadn't seen Lady Kasen herself in several days. I wondered just what she had been up to. "There's a heavy storm coming. You'd best stay wrapped up warm, hmm?" I panicked and swung my arm out in the direction of the voice, only to hear a smacking sound. I turned to look, and found Aya Shameimaru, balanced on one of her single-toothed geta, and she had halted my arm's movement with a single finger. "Jumpy, aren't we?" She asked me lightly, pushing my arm away from her. I asked her just what she was doing here. "Well, now, that's the big question, isn't it? There's been talk amongst the tengu that the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's been...indisposed, lately. I had to get the jump on them, so I've been keeping an eye on this Shrine for the last day." That didn't sound good at all. "Hmm, and what do I find but that same mysterious human who's practically a ghost to the village? Now in the company of celestials, and even Yakumo's pet shikigami came to visit you." Shameimaru leaned in closer, looking curiously at me. "How is our dear Shrine Maiden? I do hope she's recovering well." I took the opportunity to ask what exactly she was meant to be recovering from. "Oh-ho, your conversation skills have developed, haven't they? Alright, perhaps I have been here a little longer than a day. Perhaps I saw just a little more than I said." She dropped her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "You know, she's remarkably well composed for someone who's been undressed multiple times now." I stepped back slightly, stammering out questions about just what she was talking about. "Oh, relax. I'm not here to pry into your love life...yet. Maybe if it becomes a bigger scoop, you'll see me again." Shameimaru tilted her head. "In fact, I could make it a bigger scoop right now. What if I were to kidnap you, right now? You couldn't stop me, and I'm so fast that we'd be halfway to the mountain before you managed to get one word out. I could give you to the wolves. They'd love a chew-toy like you. My boss would love someone just like you, but your invulnerabilities would have her bored stiff in days. Perhaps-"

"Aya. Stop scaring him." Reimu's tired voice came from the door. She was wearing her kimono, and her hair was dripping wet. "We both know you're not going to do that. I'd kill you for it." She slowly proceeded forward, then took my arm to hold herself steady. "What are you here for? Aren't you tengu supposed to be scrambling for information on the land ownership incident? You know, since you missed the entire thing?"

Shameimaru actually grit her teeth and looked away. "I'm on break right now." She muttered, looking back. "And I've got plenty to do. These stories don't write themselves, after all. I'm just here because I wanted an update on this little investigation, but it doesn't look like there's much to say."

"Hm. Give me a day or two more, and I'll be back to knocking heads." Reimu said lightly. "Either way, Marisa's still out on the investigation, in-between her own work. We're all busy. Even if I'm not sure you're actually busy, and you just wanted to cause problems like al-"

"I should really be going." Shameimaru said, standing to her full height. "Perhaps I'll have to pump Marisa for information, since you're clearly too useless right now to do much of anything." she took to the air, and I was surprised to see two massive black wings unfurl from her back, as if they'd always been there. "Well, anything apart from tease the poor boy with your body, that is." She said haughtily, before she shot out from the Shrine so fast that it was like I'd blinked and she'd disappeared.

you mean, tengu of the rapist variety

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Tengu Civil War started over the most vital resource: Anon's penis

I firmly believe the only thing aya is thinking about is her intense desire to chain my to a radiator and rape me for fourteen hours straight

I like this specific aya