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Now, one by one, the others were waking up. Reimu and her daughter caught your eyes. The little one was rubbing against her paralysed mother's cheek. She remained silent, and listened to their conversation.
"Doing rub-rub with Mommy !"
"Reimu is an easy daughter... Mommy is sorry she can't protect Reimu. "
"Don't worry Mommy ! Reimu will also protect here cute little sisters when they're born easy !"
"Yu..."
"Mommy... did Mommy have a Mommy too ?"
The burnt Reimu looked into the distance.
"Mommy had two Mommies. Her first Mommy gave birth to Reimu, her big sis, and her two little sis in a mister cardboard box. But then, uneasy Flans attacked, and Mommy took it easy forever to protect Reimu and her sisters ! Then, Easy Mister found them. Easy Mister introduced them to an easy place, and bought them another Mommy in mister Pet Shop."
"Was this a yukkuri that could take it easy ?"
"Mommy and her sisters didn't know at first, so they puffed and told her to drop dead easy. But New Mommy was in fact very easy and she fought a Remilia ! She was the strongest, and the easiest !"
The young Reimu's eyes were filled with excitement.
"Yu ! What then ? What then ?"
"Then one day, Easy Mister disappeared, and everyone's mister tummy began to growl. So new Mommy stayed behind so Reimu and her sisters could take it easy in Mister City. But Reimu and her sisters got separated... and Reimu met an uneasy Marisa ! Reimu was truly in love but Marisa only wanted to refresh, and left when Reimu got pregnant ! Reimu is such a tragic heroine ! And then, Reimu met Uneasy Mister..."
"Yuu..."
That little Reimu knew the rest. Now, despite her best efforts in taking care of her mother, doing lick-lick to her like a mother does to her child, and bringing her munch-munch when she was hungry, she knew that Alice's protection was the only thing keeping them both alive. What would happen once the babies would be born, she didn't know, but looking at them, it was going to be soon. The little Reimu already looked fluffy, and they were both smiling in their sleep, unaware of the harsh world around them.

Then, Alice woke up.
"Yu... Another easy day in Alice's city-sect harem !"
But instantly, her face turned pale.
"Yuyu ? Alice's babies ?!"
She hopped at a fast pace towards you and Patchouli.
"What happened to Alice's city-sect babies ?"
"Mukyu... Don't be angry Alice, little Remilia was simply hungry..."
"Uu ! Weimiwia ijn't hungwy now !"
"How... dare you ?!"
Alice was furious, towering over both of you. She looked ready to strike, but couldn't seem to take action. Was she afraid of hurting her unborn progeniture ?
"Uneajy Awiche, lishen to Wemiwia !"


a) Offer to make up for the loss by bearing her children when you're old enough.

b) Tell her to refresh with Chen to make up for the loss.

c) Threaten to eat other babies if she doesn't back off.

d) Attack her.

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Chapter 6 : Mister Pet Shop



The following day, the four survivors went back to the forest. You were allowed a last rub-rub with them, and you knew you probably would never see them again.
You cried as they left, but Mister Doctor didn't care. He silently washed the white box from the remains of corpses and mister mold, and he put you inside before closing the lid.
He didn't mind your calls or your cries. You felt the box was moved, first harshly, then mildly, for a long period of time. The box was strongly moved again. Finally, the lid was open. The light of day reached a box you had soiled with both piss and feces. You were in a poor emotional state yourself.
"Get be oud ! Blease Bister Dogdor ! Id shdinksh ! Gan'd dage id eajy lige dish !"
You heard sighs.
"She's a bit moved by the travel, but I assure you she's a good one."
"She looks like one. We'll give you 1400 yen for her. "
"1400 ? That's cheap as fuck. She's worth 2000 at least."
"We can go up to 1500. She looks healthy enough."
"That manju came up riding a big one just for the sake of some moldy shitballs. If she's not a top-rate... how do you call them already... "niceheads", is that it ? Well, I don't know what she is. Give me 1800 at least."
"1600 ?"
"Deal."

Mister Doctor left, never to be seen again.
And that's how you met Mister Pet Shop.

Apparently, you were "sold". This means Mister Doctor obtained mister money, a friend that allows all mister humans to take it really easy. In exchange, you had to listen to Miss owner and Mister Salesman. All sorts of thing happened to you after this. First, they took your Mister Ribbon. You puffed and told them how mean they were. But then they introduced you to mister bath. You took it really easy, and got all clean and shiny, and got your ribbon back, with a wonderful mister badge on it. You truly felt like the pwettiest of all Reimus.
Then, they told you to sing, talked to you a bit, and fed you sweet-sweets. It was so delicious ! After this, they placed you in Mister Shelf. It's a strange place, divided between lots of boxes, each with a translucent plastic door, each hosting one or two yukkuris. Letters and numbers only the smartest Patchoulis can read are written on each door.
You didn't know it, but on yours was written the following text :

- Young adult, Reimu type.
- Born in wilderness.
- Very nice.
- Can sing.
- Life expectancy : long (3+ months !)
- Gold badge : guarantee of an easy yukkuri !
- 2500 yen


You were alone inside your box, but you were given mister ball to play with. Mister Salesman also introduced you to mister toilet, a square on which to let mister poo-poo come out easy. You had fun with mister ball for a while, but quickly grew bored and tired. You slept. You were woken up by Mister Salesman, who was very angry. You had let mister poo-poo come out just right next to mister toilet so it wouldn't be all dirty and stinky and could remain an easy place. He slapped your bottom with a ruler, and it hurt a lot. You couldn't take it easy, but decided to only defecate on mister toilet from now on to punish it, since it was so ungrateful and uneasy.
The line "potty trained" was added on your door.

Days passed, days of loneliness and boredom. You were told to expect Mister Owner, an easy human who would take you out of mister pet shop. Lots of Mister Owners came and went, but none of them bought you. You didn't really understand why. You were cute and pretty and smart, so why did they mostly buy 3-for-500-yen "Abyuse Pack" Deibus and Bawisas ?
You had no idea what "abyuse" meant, but since it had "yu" in it, like in "yukkuri", you thought it was something really easy, and felt proud about yourself for being that smart.

Here you were now, behind this glass door, waiting. Mister ball felt a little less easy with each passing day, and without another yukkuri to rub-rub with, you felt very lonely.
As you look beyond the door, you see the usual activity. One mister human comes in, and buys ten little ones in one go. A young girl comes next, and buys a Patchouli and her two babies. They ignore you. You think today will be like evry other day, until you see a eprson pointing at you. They're talking to Mister Salesman.
What do you hear them say ?

A. "I'd like to buy this Reimu, she'd be a perfect companion for my Marisa !" says the young salaryman.

B. "I'd like to buy this Reimu. The little ones I picked up from the streets need a surrogate mother..." says the middle-aged man.

C. "I'd like to buy this Reimu ! She looks so cute ! I've never had a yukkuri before, but I'm sure we'll get along !" says the girl in highschool uniform.