/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19731501
In the end Walker was a hero, but not in the way he wanted to be which was save everyone. Had he walked away from it all and send the men in, at best they will be traumatized for life while he becomes a Karma Houdini, no guilt of committing atrocities. At worst they join the Damned 33rd and continue a vicious cycle in Dubai for god knows how long and Walker is treated as the harbinger of doom. But by going in he had prevented everyone else from suffering the same fate as he did and ended the suffering of those within it, but he couldn't kill them without causing extreme pain.

But enough about that, let's talk about salamander butts.

Salamanderfags, it is a fact that no one here can even give a Salamander even a bad fight, which means 100% of Salamanderfags (well, except that guy that wants one without training at all) will get trained by their waifu.
How will she approach your training? Will it be an outright training regime or will she do it like that anon's story where she will disguise the training as sexy activities and instense foreplay that so that it will not feel as training?

>Make it into MGE world
>Find a Salamander when scoutimg for a home to buy, with all the money you got from selling your mobile phone to a Danuki
>She is friendly
>Be frank and tell her you are a lazyfag NEET so she wouldn't like you
>Too direct, but you don't want to get attached to her and then get heartbroken when she rejectw you for being the opposite of the type pf men Salamanders seek, so it iw best if you don't see her around or at least talks to you.
>You wake up at 9 AM, ready to look for a waifu
>You run to the kitchen as you smell something burning
>You find the Salamander naked cooking breakfast
>She grins and winks at you
>"Hey! I thought about what you say and it seems you need a woman to set you in a healthy lifestyle. Great husbands are made by yourself."
Will you flee?

>>13363359
Salamander

>>12385934
Can an anon hit another anon up with a salamander lighting a joint with her tail?