/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have it all planned out, and have a fourfold explanation of everything!

First I would have to have the perfect Loli body!
>106.68 cm tall, tiny little body type that's slim without being boney and a flat chest. Soft snow pale and complete hairless (except for head hair/eyebrows) skin. Pert barely developed little bottom Athletic, flexible cute and and fragile looking with twelve inches of long glossy black hair with the slightest wavy curl to it and silver-gray eyes.

I'd wear cute little elegant gothic dresses that were a mix of victorian and modern elements, stockings, baggy socks over the stocking, cute glossy slip on shoes, cute little chokers especially lace chokers, arm warmers, boy-short panties especially lace rigged ones, keep my nails all cute a clean and never wear make-up because I won't need it.

But.......

Can somebody explain to me just why 13 year-old weeaboos think they know everything about anime and Japan? They always seem to end up like this to me:
http://www.geocities.com/nidarcs_shama/info.html

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