/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be hunter anon, innawoods
>you're enjoying the peacefulness of the forest before you're startled by shouting off in the distance
>"It sure is a good thing I'm all alone here in these woods! Far away from anyone!"
>you peer around a tree to see a scantily clad elf walking through the trees
>after a moment of looking around to see if anyone is there, she continues
>"Yep far away from someone who might want to bend me over this stump and breed me like a fucking pig, and definitely far from anyone who could save me if that happened!"
>she pauses to look around again, this time looking a little more hopeful that there might be someone nearby
>"I would totally become a cock-addicted slut-bitch to the first man who shoved his dick in me! That's why I think I'll spend all day right here! That way I won't encounter any men on Seed Planting day... the one day a year when elves are crazy fertile and only need a drop of semen to get pregnant... which is today..."
>she plops down on the stump and spreads her legs, then after a few moments of waiting, slumps over looking depressed