/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32332192
>at fancy restaurant
>waitress is Gawr Gura
>she walks over to my table with a basket
>"You uh, wansum breadsticks?"
>Takes breadstick out of basket with her bare hands and waves it around
>"En garde! I'm the bread warrior! Hoocha!"
>Politely ask her to put the bread on the table and not touch the rest of it
>She wanders outside of the restaurant and doesn't return for another hour
>Walks back in with this far-away look in her eyes
>"I'm gonna check on your soup, boyo! Stay right there and don't move"
>Returns to the kitchen
>Hear loud clattering of pots and pans
>Some kind of argument erupts and I can hear her say "Forks? More like tridents!"
>It's getting dark so I pay for my meal and walk to my car
>She's sitting inside
>How the fuck did she even get in there?
>"Hey speed racer, we gonna go on a midnight cruise?"
>She starts making adorable car noises
>Really tired and just want to go to bed already
>Decide to walk home and come get my car later
>Walk into my place
>Finally some peace and quiet
>Familiar voice whispers in my ear
>"Nice flat you got here"
>I almost jump out of my skin
>"Or as I call it... hydrodynamic!"

>at fancy restaurant
>waitress is Gawr Gura
>she walks over to my table with a basket
>"You uh, wansum breadsticks?"
>Takes breadstick out of basket with her bare hands and waves it around
>"En garde! I'm the bread warrior! Hoocha!"
>Politely ask her to put the bread on the table and not touch the rest of it
>She wanders outside of the restaurant and doesn't return for another hour
>Walks back in with this far-away look in her eyes
>"I'm gonna check on your soup, boyo! Stay right there and don't move"
>Returns to the kitchen
>Hear loud clattering of pots and pans
>Some kind of argument erupts and I can hear her say "Forks? More like tridents!"
>It's getting dark so I pay for my meal and walk to my car
>She's sitting inside
>How the fuck did she even get in there?
>"Hey speed racer, we gonna go on a midnight cruise?"
>She starts making adorable car noises
>Really tired and just want to go to bed already
>Decide to walk home and come get my car later
>Walk into my place
>Finally some peace and quiet
>Familiar voice whispers in my ear
>"Nice flat you got here"
>I almost jump out of my skin
>"Or as I call it... hydrodynamic!"

>>31914441
Of course.
Also, I love Gura.

>>31833912
Well I'm a dumbass and forgot about her debut

Reminder that your oshi does not love you specifically.
She doesn't care about you, she doesn't even know you exist.
You will never hold her hand, you will never meet her, you will never have a 1 on 1 conversation with her.
You will never express your feelings to her and will never have her feel anything towards you.
You will never live your life together with her, start a family, or just spend your days in each others arms.

She loves her fans, sure, but only as a collective, she couldn't care less about the individual. Not because she's a bad person, but because it's not practical to care for hundreds of thousands of individuals.
If you vanished today and stopped watching her, she would continue to be happy. Nothing about her life would change. She would continue to laugh, to sing, to smile. You have zero influence on her life and her feelings, besides dropping a big akai supa, where she reacts to the numbers and not the person behind the money.
No matter what you do or try to do, you will never get a chance to be with her and have her become yours. You will look for someone in life, but you will always compare every other girl to your oshi and she will always be lacking.

You can cope by saying that you are different, you are special, and you are motivated, but so are thousands, tens of thousands, even hundreds of thousands of other people. Many are most likely better than you in many ways, and yet they also have zero chances. Even if you become a Klaius or walfie, you will be kept at arms length away. Your oshi will just see you as a fanatic she needs to avoid, but also keep you around because you make OC for free, so she feels she needs to at least thank you each time. But that will be the peak of what you can achieve with her. Being an unpaid creator for her.

>>30762562
This goes higher than we thought...

>>30713254
I feel like over the last couple days it's just been people lusting over Gura instead of talking about who she is really

>at fancy restaurant
>waitress is Gawr Gura
>she walks over to my table with a basket
>"You uh, wansum breadsticks?"
>Takes breadstick out of basket with her bare hands and waves it around
>"En garde! I'm the bread warrior! Hoocha!"
>Politely ask her to put the bread on the table and not touch the rest of it
>She wanders outside of the restaurant and doesn't return for another hour
>Walks back in with this far-away look in her eyes
>"I'm gonna check on your soup, boyo! Stay right there and don't move"
>Returns to the kitchen
>Hear loud clattering of pots and pans
>Some kind of argument erupts and I can hear her say "Forks? More like tridents!"
>It's getting dark so I pay for my meal and walk to my car
>She's sitting inside
>How the fuck did she even get in there?
>"Hey speed racer, we gonna go on a midnight cruise?"
>She starts making adorable car noises
>Really tired and just want to go to bed already
>Decide to walk home and come get my car later
>Walk into my place
>Finally some peace and quiet
>Familiar voice whispers in my ear
>"Nice flat you got here"
>I almost jump out of my skin
>"Or as I call it... hydrodynamic!"

>>28439897
using her superior fighting skills, the apex predator made quick work of festivals garments, shredding them from her shaking body, leaving deep scar marks where her fangs and claws marred her skin through the thin clothing.

how will gura impregnate festival?

>>28289864
I think its random unless Cover specifically says so like it was the case with HoloCN getting some for winning some competition.
I would bet that they will rush the fuck out of Gura's costumes though, specially since she is bound to hit 2M sooner than later.

>>28289757
You are probably right.

>>28183271
How long until she reaches 2 million if she continues on her current path?
Will she get a new outfit by then?

>>28135712
With each other.

First you get the Moona.
Then you get the Peko.
Then you get the money.

>>28025525
I love my bloodthirsty daughter/10
Unmatched to this day kino/10

>>27440497
The shit storm that would be caused if Gura actually got doxxed would without a doubt, result in these threads getting kicked off /jp/
So you'd better hope that shit never happens

>>27385221
>Gura streaming kusoge before the collab so her viewers will appreciate it more, even it's mediocre
Playing the long con, truly a genius

>>27328127
>Talked shit about "her" becoming part of EN
>Turns out "she's" the best one
>I could have been supporting "her" before but I fell into /jp/ stupid groupthink.

I regret everything.

>>27206278
CUTE AND FUNNY

>>27195253
Gura
774

http://poal.me/22kl1z

>>26721849
>Cunny co-op
Make it happen, Yagoo.

>>26683586
https://streamable.com/ehuvrx
Best cover of the 3

>>26641027
>Wow, it only took both of your strongest members and reddit to beat me

>>26579761
It's her
It's not her
It's her
It's not her
It's her
It's not her
It's her
It's not her