/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate when relatives visit. I can't shower at 1 AM like I normally do when they're sleeping in the next room, and I can't watch anime or listen to music loudly without them hearing. I can't use my onahole without them hearing slurping and squishing sounds and me moaning and gasping. They've been here for three days so far, and they've knocked atleast nine times asking what I'm doing in here. I have to lock my own door when I go to the bathroom or into the kitchen because I think they would try to see what's inside my room. For instance, they just went in their room to go to sleep and even though I need to shit horribly, I'll wait until I know they're asleep because I can't stand when people listen in on me. Last time they were here, I bottled a few times but when carrying out bottles of piss it just felt like it was another chance to be caught by them. It feels as if I've become a prisoner in my own house.

Anyone elses 4chan text look different? Files are bolded, enlarged text.

>>2146237
Are you being sarcastic?

>>2079252 Serious reply to uber sarcasm.

Check the emo field.

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Hey athens, did you enjoy this little treat?

If the mods and Janitors fail to do their jobs I'll step in and finish you off myself. This is the way it's going to be for now on. If you're going to talk about how "women are sluts xD" then make your own thread about it and I'll ignore it. I just don't like it how you turn semi decent threads into /r9k/ shitstorms.

I encourage you to report my IP. That way the Janitors and moderators will know where you are. This is a win-win situation for me. I repost your own words and use them against you. So even if a mod or janitor notices what I'm doing they'll also notice YOUR off topic remarks. And a byproduct of this tactic is confusion and anger.

Had you been here longer than 2 years you would have known about these advanced guerrilla tactics.

You didn't quite listen to this post. >>1923083 Wow, you are too easy.

Here's the real post.>>1928694
>Warning, if this topic doesn't change back to the op's topic I'm going to report and sagebomb this thread.
Did you think those were just the words of a mad man? You do not want me as your enemy.

>>1861292
It appears to be working, though I wonder if it will still be working once more people start posting. Most of the boards are still empty.

>>1706702

>>1541678
ITT, old news.

>>1492352

Where can I find a shirt like this?