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I really like the sound of the word "tilt."

Why aren't you spending Easter with a cute spider?

It's not too late to start dating a cute spider girl, y'know.

Would you watch Game of Thrones with a cute spider girl?

>>9695305

Correct. Though, you may talk about stuff once it has come out. Good luck living long enough to talk about shit made a 100 years from now, though.

How do you feel about spider girls, /v/?

Why aren't you dating a spider girl?

Janitor, stop fucking deleting everything.

>>9375668

Wouldn't it be cool to be an exterminator in a fantasy world of arachne to kill?

Imagine the sheer joy of stomping a whole nest of spiderchildren to death after cutting off all of the mother's legs, defanging and plugging her mouth, and then gluing or otherwise attaching her to the floor so you can let her watch you.

I'd seal her disgusting nest of children in a glass cube, and use tongs to extract one spiderling at a time, set it on the ground, and then stomp on it. Some, I would burn, or cut, or drown, but mostly stomp on. After I was done. I would churn the corpses and use a baster to squirt it back into the mother's abdomen as punishment for daring to breed and produce more of her disgusting ilk.

Naturally, it would end by burning her to death.