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SHE'S A COWARD

CAHM ON MORI

Mori is gonna have to remove that pog emote now, ABAYO

SHE NEEDS TO STOP BEING CUTE

HAHA YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES AM I RIGHT YO THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM HAHA YOUR BOY ISN'T GOOD AT ASMR BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING ANYWAYS I BOUGHT SOME WINE DOWN FROM THE LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERWORLD AFTER I TOOK MY SCYTHE SWINGING LESSONS AND LET ME TELL YOU YOUR BOY CAN'T HANDLE HER LIQUOR WELL HAHA OH THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE AKA SUPAS I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY IS ABOUT TO RELEASE ANOTHER TRACK BUT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAY FIRST OH THANKS FOR THE AKA BIG UPS ANYWAYS WHERE WAS I OH YEAH THIS ASMR MIC IS BROKEN YOUR BOY ISN'T GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY OH YEAH I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TRIED TO TROUBLESHOOT THIS BEFORE I STARTED STREAMING BUT UH I'M STILL NEW TO THIS WHOLE VTUBING THING BUT ANYWAYS OH BIG UPS FOR THE AKA I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM ANYWAYS I STILL REALLY WANT TO DO THAT COLLAB WITH CHARLIE BUT COVER KEEPS TELLING ME NO AND I KEEP BUTTING HEADS WITH THEM AND OH THANKS FOR THE AKA BIG UPS SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT CORPORATE THINGS YOU KNOW SO I'M JUST GOING TO TRY AND SNEAK THINGS UNDER THE LEVEL AND DO THINGS THE WAY A REPEAR SHOULD SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU GIVE LOVE AND ATTENTION TO YOUR BOY HAHA WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT TOO MANY THINGS APPARENTLY BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT ALREADY PLEASE LISTEN TO WAH WAH WORLD WITH KUSOTORI I SPENT A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES OUT OF MY DAY MAKING IT BEFORE BROWSING TINDER FOR JAP DICK BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR BOY IS TOO INTIMIDATING FOR JAPANESE MEN AM I RIGHT FELLAS OH BIG UUUUPS TO STORMTROOPER THANKS FOR THE SIXTEENTH AKA OF THE NIGHT *TOOT* OH RIGHT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO READ AKAS YET SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY IS REALLY NOT GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES BUT I'M SURPRISED YOU WANT TO SEE HER SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES 'CUZ LET'S FACE IT YOUR BOY IS BAD AT VIDEO GAMES GUH

>>30447786
fucking 11/10. I haven't laughed this hard in a long fucking time. My boy has a bright future of shitposts ahead of her.

There is no Calli
There is no Mori

>Fubuki will ruin Hololive
>Coco will ruin Hololive
>Hololive ID will ruin Hololive
>Hololive EN will ruin Hololive
>Amelia will ruin Hololive
>Mori will ruin Hololive <- (YOU ARE HERE)
>Hololive EN gen 2 will ruin Hololive
>Hololive KR will ruin Hololive
>Holostars EN will ruin Hololive
>Hololive ES will ruin Hololive
>Aloe's return debut will ruin Hololive
>Microsoft buyout will ruin Hololive
>Xbox title shilling will ruin Hololive
>First official animated film will ruin Hololive
>Miko retiring from old age will ruin Hololive
>Official purchasable digital Hololive girlfriends powered by AI that can be directly integrated into your neuralink device will ruin Hololive

I just tuned into this podcast (I just realized, is it still a "podcast" if it has video?). They're bantering about indie games and having a bad computer? It's fucking nothing. It's not bad, it's not good, it's just a convo between random people who watch anime and play video games.

What am I missing?

>>28931050
She didn't go far enough.

Where are the fucking streams! Why must every Sunday be like this!

>>28806476
POGGERS

>>28528410
>working alone as security on a cruise ship late at night
>most of the passengers are in bed, decide to go for a drink
>Mori's at the bar, this is a COVID-19 plague ship after all
>Decide to be nice and buy her a drink
>HEY MAN THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE BUDOU SHUUUU AND BIG UPS TO
>she leans in close and looks at my name tag
>MISTER SECURITY ANON WOW THANKS SO KIND
>start having second thoughts, she pulls out her phone out of nowhere, she's livestreaming
>ALRIGHT I GOTTA PLAY THIS GUY A SOLO HA HA IT'S ONLY FAIR AM I RIGHT DEADBEATS
>she pulls out a fucking kazoo and a recorder, alternating between the two
>BiG UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPS TOOOO *TWEEEEEET*
>say no thank you and leave the bar as quickly as I can, making many sharp turns in the corridors to lose her
>think I'm safe, then start hearing the fucking warble of a recorder coming closer and closer
>panic sets in and I break into a passenger room and close the door behind me
>she stops outside the door
>HEY HOMIE I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE BUT THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE DRINK HAHAAAA ONE MIGHT SAY IT WAS SUPER LIT
>she keeps talking and won't leave the door
>the elderly couple in this room are bedridden and wheezing and coughing in their beds
>MY DAILY SCYTHE SWINGING LESSONS DON'T GIVE ME MUCH TIME TO UH CONVERSE WITH THE MORTALS but ANYWAYS
>her scythe swings through the door and busts it off the hinges
>she looks at me, then to the coofers
>OHHHH MAN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT LET ME PLAY A SICK TRACK WHILE I TAKE CARE OF MY REAPER DUTIES
>she murders the coofers, I feel a fever coming on, she looks me straight in the eye
>I'M NOT SORRY BUUUUT I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME
>left with a cold sweat, aching lungs, and lack of taste as I pass out on the floor

I love Mori!

I love Calli!

They can't do 8-man dungeons / group in alliances in FFXIV without 3 other people, and I highly doubt they are keen on having randos join in. The FFXIV stream just sounds like a bad idea, especially after HoloID tried to do it.

>>27778702
AYOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO