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Fuck elves

>>20872042
One thing that always gets me is people tend to forget how overpoweringly sexual and lewd girls who tend to be the size of imps like Midna are. Say for instance they're roughly 3' - 3'5 at the most as a guesstimate because we're going by Hobbit or Halfling heights here and don't need you fuckers judging me for what I'm about to say. Right. They're small and smug. You know what else they're good for? Being used as motherfucking cocksleeves. No, I'm not talking about the kind of cocksleeve that's borderline guro or /d/ tier stomach distention that you get with fairies.

I'm talking about taking one of those smug little shits since they'd weigh maybe 50 - 75 lbs soaking wet and spearing them on your cock while you're standing up. Why, you ask? Because gravity is a cruel mistress, and there's no fucking way that small monster's going to escape the ferocious pounding you're about to give her. Especially when you're either holding on to her buttocks or hoisting her legs up with your arms.

Literally the only downside to short girls is the logistics when it comes to missionary because you're going to essentially smother her under you. But doggy style with an Imp-sized girl is unironically the most kino sex position because it truly shows the [ MALE ] as KC would put it dominating the [ FEMALE ].

>>18126023
>Elves
>Harems

You don't keep elves in harems. You keep them in pens.

>>17969892
What? No. Dwarves are nice; they like to party and fight terrible things so you don't have too and they mine and make things.
Not like those cocky little worthless shit elves.

>>17969882
Also this is pretty accurate, as great as this comic and elf is.